She has an electric blender, electric toaster, electric bread maker. Then she said, 'There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down! So what did I do? Bought her an electric chair.
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Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.
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Why is it that the toast never pops up when you are standing beside the toaster?
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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I knew I was unwanted when my bath toys were a radio and toaster.
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Honey, would you please get me a fork?
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Jesus said, come forth and recieve eternal life. I came in third and won a toaster.
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