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For one mother, joy is the quiet pleasure found in gently rubbing shampoo into her young child's hair. For another woman it's taking a long walk alone, while for yet another it's reviling in a much -- anticipated vacation.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Eileen Stukane |

Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool Really.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Billy Madison |

I think people who speak in metaphores should shampoo my crotch.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | As good as it gets |

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Anonymous |