She gave up eating pork three years ago, despite her proud pork-loving, half-Cuban heritage, because she was told pigs share the same mental capacity as 3-year-old children. 'My niece was 3 at the time, which is a magical age,' she said, horrified. 'I thought, Oh, my god, it's like eating my niece!' This, then, also put an end to her preferred hangover cure: Egg McMuffins with Canadian bacon, natch, and beer.
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I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.
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The 1980s are to debt what the 1960s were to sex. The 1960s left a hangover. So will the 1980s.
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I feel like a goldpainted turd. Beautiful on the outside but shit on the inside
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A hangover is when you open your eyes in the morning and wish you hadn't.
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I think I came back with so much more than a hangover and some forgotten night. I came back with a stronger relationship with Christ and with so many friends that I made while I was down there.
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