One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, 'Jesus, Walt! You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too. Why don't you knock it off ?' And he said to me, 'Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out ?' My cousin was a weird guy.
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One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, 'Walt, what the hell are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?' And he says to me, 'Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?' My cousin was a weird guy.
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Husband a lie, and trump it up in some extraordinary emergency.
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Faith is a fine invention when Gentleman can see -- but microscopes are prudent in an emergency
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Want of foresight, unwillingness to act when action would be simple and effective, lack of clear thinking, confusion of counsel until the emergency comes, until self-preservation strikes its jarring gongthese are the features which constitute the endless repetition of history.
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There is something so settled and stodgy about turning a great romance into next of kin on an emergency room form, and something so soothing a...
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We strongly regret the measures taken by the parliament and government today to, in effect, introduce a state of emergency and to introduce censorship of the Albanian press.
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Neither dead nor alive, the hostage is suspended by an incalculable outcome. It is not his destiny that awaits for him, nor his own death, but anonymous chance, which can only seem to him something absolutely arbitrary. He is in a state of radical emergency, of virtual extermination.
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What the government gave is a pittance. To reconstruct my home I need about 200,000 rupees. Now because of the quake I cannot work in my farms. The choice is between going hungry and making a house. So we decided to spend as little on the house and keep the rest for emergency rations.
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The center will be open seven days a week with emergency room certified physicians and premiere health care available in minutes.
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[When Federal Emergency Management Agency director Michael Brown asserted on ABC News' Nightline last Thursday that he had only just learned of evacuees stranded at the city's convention centre, host Ted Koppel challenged:] Don't you guys watch television? ... a total failure.
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I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
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In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamflet look so calm?
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All I can say is I hope this isn't a real emergency because I only brought one bottle of vodka.
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They go into our emergency rooms because they don't have health insurance so they don't have primary care physicians. Now you can't get into an emergency room down here.
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Though force can protect in emergency, only justice, fairness, consideration and cooperation can finally lead men to the dawn of eternal peace
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Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. Nothing is that important.
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... business training in early life should not be regarded solely as insurance against destitution in the case of an emergency. For from busin...
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The government has concluded it no longer needs emergency humanitarian assistance.
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Though force can protect in emergency, only justice, fairness, consideration and cooperation can finally lead men to the dawn of eternal peace.
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War-making is one of the few activities that people are not supposed to view realistically; that is, with an eye to expense and practical outcome. In all-out war, expenditure is all-out, unprudent -- war being defined as an emergency in which no sacrifice is excessive.
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I was always afraid of dying. Always. It was my fear that made me learn everything I could about my airplane and my emergency equipment, and kept me flying respectful of my machine and always alert in the cockpit.
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One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency.
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The United States is, at the moment, not well prepared to manage an [emergency] evacuation of this sort in the relevant time frame,
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There were times when I felt that I could bear no more. It was the Emergency Ward which almost broke me. I stood one night beside a man who ha...
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Though force can protect in emergency, only justice, fairness, consideration and co-operation can finally lead men to the dawn of eternal peace.
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Nothing seems to bring on an emergency as quickly as putting money aside in case of one.
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A coward is one who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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