Life is like a box of chocolates. It's a cheap thoughtless perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable becuase all you ever get back is another box of chocolates, so you're stuck with this unidentifiable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or an English toffee, but they're gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. So you end up with up with nothing but broken bits with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you're desperate enough to eat that, all you have left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.'
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'You cannot move a dead body whole. First of all you have to dice the body into six pieces and pile it up into a bag. Then you'll need to find a pig farm and starve the pigs for a couple of days. The pigs will be so hungry that the body will look like curry to them. They will go through bone like butter, that means that 40 pigs can digest 80 pounds of fat, that's 2 pounds every minute, hence the expression 'as greedy as a pig''.
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I never thrust my nose into other men's porridge. It is no bread and butter of mine every man for himself, and God for us all.
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When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet. When toast is dropped, it always lands butter-side-down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat, butter facing up. The two will hover, spinning, inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-toast/cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
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I wont quarrel with my bread and butter.
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The churning separates the butter from the milk. In the same manner, through cosmic processes and upheavals of heat and cold, the Five Fundamental Elements (earth, water, fire, air, and space) were separated and Earth, this Ball of Butter, emerged as the product of the churning. If any person or thing has one of the three character-traits (balanced, passionate, dull) predominant in the makeup, we denote him as having that trait.
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I have tamed men of iron in my day, shall I not easily crush these men of butter?
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Two frogs fell into a bowl of cream. One didn't panic, he relaxed and drowned. The other kicked and struggled so much that the cream turned to butter and he walked out.
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The brown bag, of course, had its imperfections. While some kids carried roast beef sandwiches, others had peanut butter. I have no way of knowing if all of those brown bags contained 'nutritionally adequate diets.' But I do know that those brown bags and those lunch pails symbolized parental love and responsibility.
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Fish, to taste good, must swim three times in water, in butter, and in wine.
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I'm known from coast to coast like butter and toast
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The chance of the bread falling with the butter side down is directly proportional to the value of the carpet.
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If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
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The same sun that melts butter hardens clay.
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Each suburban wife struggled with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffered Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at night-she was afraid to ask even of herself the silent question-Is this all
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Maybe, although my heart is a kitten of butter, I am blowing it up like a zeppelin.
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.
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Love your children with all your hearts, love them enough to discipline them before it is too late. ... Praise them for important things, even if you have to stretch them a bit. Praise them a lot. They live on it like bread and butter and they need it more than bread and butter.
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Honest bread is very well, it's butter that makes the temptation.
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The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
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Man with dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
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I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
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She looked as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth - or anywhere else.
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Never fall out with your bread and butter.
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it
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She looked as though butter wouldn't melt in her mouth - or anywhere else.
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Life is never as sweet as butter unless you milk it for all it's worth.
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Invention is 93% perspiration, 6% inpirstion, 3% electricity and 2% Butter scotch ripple.
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