The things I want to know are in books; my best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read.
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Its not easy being a penis. I have a head I can't think with, an eye I can't see out of, I live with 2 nuts, my closest neighbor is an asshole, my best friend is a pussy and my owner beats me all the time.
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He would stab his best friend for the sake of writing an epigram on his tombstone.
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Everyone is your best friend when you are successful. Make sure that the people that you surround yourself with are also the people that you are not afraid of failing with.
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A best friend it like a four leaf clover - Hard to find, and lucky to have.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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When it hurts to look back, and you’re scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.
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He is definitely coming. This is my best friend. He'll be there, probably wearing a Pittsburgh jersey, but that's OK.
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Lefty When they send for you, you go in alive, you come out dead, and it's your best friend that does it.
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Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.
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I'm a mog: Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend
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The best accessory a girl can have is her best friend.
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A dog maybe a man's best friend but a horse made history
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The monster was the best friend I ever had.
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This is my best friend. It took me a little while to get to know him, but once you do he never leaves. This is my friend Jack Daniels.
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The best friend is likely to acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is based on the talent for friendship.
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The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
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Dog Is Man's Best Friend
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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A good friend will bail you out of jail, But your best friend will be sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'
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My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read
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A dog's best friend is his human
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Never forget public ignorance is the government's best friend.
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The best friend will probably get the best spouse, because a good marriage is based on the talent for friendship.
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Panties aren't a mans best friend, but they are next to it.
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The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.
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A best friend knows exactly what you are saying, even if you’re not talking.
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