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Quote Left People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward 'I'm such a klutz' But they will never admit to having a poor sense of humor or being a bad driver. Quote Right
Quote Left Love without marriage can sometimes be very awkward for all concerned; but marriage without love simply removes that institution from the terr... Quote Right
Quote Left Why are we never quite at ease in the presence of a schoolmaster? Because we are conscious that he is not quite at his ease in ours. He is awkward, and out of place in the society of his equals. He comes like Gulliver from among his little people, and he cannot fit the stature of his understanding to yours. Quote Right
Quote Left It is uncomfortable to ask condemned people about their sentences just as it is awkward to ask wealthy people why they need so much money, why... Quote Right
Quote Left Silence is the universal refuge, the sequel to all dull discourses and all foolish acts, a balm to our every chagrin, as welcome after satiety as after disappointment; that background which the painter may not daub, be he master or bungler, and which, however awkward a figure we may have made in the foreground, remains ever our inviolable asylum, where no indignity can assail, no personality can disturb us. Quote Right
Quote Left Let my reader who is puzzled by my awkward explanations close his eyes for no more than two minutes, and see if he does not find himself suddenly not a compact human being at all, but only a consciousness on a sea of sound and touch . . . Quote Right
Quote Left What is a fine person or a beauteous face, Unless deportment give them decent grace; Blessed with all other requisites to please, To want the striking elegance of ease; Awkward, embarrassed, stiff, without the skill Of moving gracefully, or standing Quote Right
Quote Left The gentleman took three or four strides across the room, looked out of the window once or twice, and then turned to me with an awkward bow an... Quote Right
Quote Left A new constitution should be more amendable. A needlessly confusing system of courts should be altered to produce an arrangement that would be simple, responsible, and less awkward. Quote Right
Quote Left Science is not about building a body of known 'facts'. It is a method for asking awkward questions and subjecting them to a reality-check, thus avoiding the human tendency to believe whatever makes us feel good Quote Right
Quote Left The Unexpected always comes at the most awkward times. Quote Right
Quote Left Husbands are awkward things to deal with even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender. Quote Right

Member Quotes About Awkward

Quote Left Laughter indeed is the best therapy for you, Jokes can also break the ice in awkward situations! By Chipepo Lwele Quote Right
Quote Left If you walk in another man's shoes, isn't it awkward when you give them back? Quote Right
Quote Left A mother's deft touch always repairs despair. A father is a wizard when it is awkward .. Jesus Jesus Jesus Always holds 3 hands .. Quote Right
Quote Left It's awkward when girls ask if they look fat, the trick is to tell them they do but their eyes work fine, that way they don't ask you as much and it's a compliment. Did you think you looked fat straight away...... my god your eye sights good......... it took me a few minutes to circumnavigate your figure. :D Quote Right
Quote Left When you engage in small talk with a friend of the past, everybody says the same thing. 'I've been good. Just busy.' Eventually you will get to the awkward part of the conversation where you agree to get coffee sometime but it never happens. You desperately wish to go back to the memories you share with them but it's different now. It can't be helped. It's not anybody's fault. We are just busy. Quote Right

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