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Quote Left In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife. Quote Right
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Quote Left Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. Quote Right
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Quote Left A man once asked to shake hands with me, the greatest Englishman who ever lived. I replied, F**k off, I'm Irish. Quote Right
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Quote Left Do you know what I like about the Irish team ? They are the only team to who come off at the end of the game and ask "Who won ?". Quote Right
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Quote Left I'm a hero with coward's legs. Quote Right
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Quote Left Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex. Quote Right
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Quote Left Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy. Quote Right
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Quote Left Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy. Quote Right
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Quote Left Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs? Quote Right
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Quote Left Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions. Quote Right
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Quote Left For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string. Quote Right
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Quote Left Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs Quote Right
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Quote Left Do you know what I like about the Irish team ? They are the only team to who come off at the end of the game and ask 'Who won ?'. Quote Right
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