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Eyecandy

...I’m not afraid of rejection I’m afraid of the phoenix that will rise from my spine with the threat of treason Suppress the flame and walk away Use your once tempted fingers to point yourself in......Read the rest...

Categories: not the brightest bulb, anger, emotions, extended metaphor,
Form: Free verse

Any Idea Where Matt Is

...The massive head came out of the water hard and fast. This shark had a blood red mouth and killer teeth! “It is a great white!” Matt yelled. We rushed to see. “Look at those serrated teeth!” “I......Read the rest...

Categories: not the brightest bulb, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Light Verse

Mixed Metaphors

...They found the smoking dagger Happiness is a loving family in another city True friends stab you in the front He’s a wolf in cheap clothing He received a decease and desist order I shot ......Read the rest...

Categories: not the brightest bulb, humorous,
Form: Free verse

Mind Is Flustered

...I'm watching everything slipping away And I'm just tip toeing around as the dust fades Hard to display The things of affection and I'm erecting A design that'll leave the mind Wide open and th......Read the rest...

Categories: not the brightest bulb, anger,
Form: Rhyme

Back To the Sillies

...So here I go, back to the sillies Jumping in with both my footsies Clear the decks, full steam ahead Hope I don't hurt my tootsies! The world's my oyster as they say I don't like that incant......Read the rest...

Categories: not the brightest bulb, funny,
Form: Quatrain

Gotta Love Her

...Not the brightest bulb in the pack I'll have you know A real beauty but her brain was slow Her thinking was jumbled don't you see Thought Meow Mix was a cat cd Was honored to be on the Jerry Spri......Read the rest...

Categories: not the brightest bulb, funny
Form: Limerick