Eat My Hat Poems - Poems about Eat My Hat

...If we delay pushing back, Telling others it is wrong to do that, Putting on a hard hat, Leaving a one bedroom flat, Giving bodies less fat, Chasing the money trail to a fat cat Smelling a rat, ......Read the rest...

...CAUTIONARY COUPLETS I hazard it has many times been said That we have never lived if we’ve not bled If you attest a life of no regret I’ll wager you have never placed a bet If in your time......Read the rest...

...Cup of Joe Cut to the chase Between a rock And a hard place Back to square one Piece of cake Dime a dozen Truth is stranger than fiction Cold turkey Down and out Down for the count Dow......Read the rest...

...QUIRKS I once had a friend long time past Who was wont to always break his fast On cornflakes not with honey and milk But pickled onions, gherkins and their ilk Now if that’s not a quirk I’......Read the rest...

...For the love a cat...she would eat her hat She would marry a goat...and go to sea with no boat She would gladly forsake...any human handshake! but for a ball of pure fuzz...her own head she woul......Read the rest...

...A dog is better than a cat! Dogs are best, loyal and clever, by your side, forever and ever. Cats are arrogant, just plain rude, looks of disgust at their food. Fussy creatures it has to be said, a l......Read the rest...

...It was way back in November, in 1983 Playing pool with the boys, then my eyes did see This petite little brunette beside the table she sat I thought "If I don't marry her, I think I'll eat my hat"......Read the rest...

...They’re fencin’ off the free range, Sayin’ that’s the way things will be; I reckon it rubs us strange; You just keep ridin’ to be free. They tell us “do this or that,” They show us how it shou......Read the rest...