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Nibbles McCheesy

...Nibbles McCheesy was ever so speedy And scampering all round the house Trojan the tabby was getting quite crabby For failing to capture that mouse That cowardy custard could not cut the mustard......Read the rest...

Categories: cut the mustard, animal, cat,
Form: Rhyme

That's What They Say

...They say... Still waters run deep... Then why are there so many shallow people? When it rains it pours... Usually the day after I wash my truck. Walk softly and carry a big stick... Or wa......Read the rest...

Categories: cut the mustard, america, cheer up,
Form: Free verse

Proof

...We are the days that we’ve become. moments dripping gifted from the lounging clocks in rolling melted sightings, given by the gifted madness of a soulmate’s fightings. Our lives wrapped up i......Read the rest...

Categories: cut the mustard, allegory, america, computer, crazy,
Form: Rhyme

Not Quite Forgotten Habits

...It used to be that most of us chatted, Over the fence with our neighbor for free, Or even climbed over for a cup of tea. Now most chat online, Or text each other for a fee. That does not inc......Read the rest...

Categories: cut the mustard, analogy, appreciation, blessing, care,
Form: Romanticism

Dark Alliance

...DARK ALLIANCE The alchemists of old sought transformation into gold But today in an alliance with some modern necromancers They have gained their fondest wish, created riches now untold Since f......Read the rest...

Categories: cut the mustard, abuse, corruption,
Form: Rhyme

Jester Runs For a Royal Seat

...The Jester tumbled in with his fancy footwork into the castle's great hall, raising his arms, waving to all. He's dressed from head to toe in humorous multi-coloured attire and red pointed sh......Read the rest...

Categories: cut the mustard, humor, political,
Form: Narrative

Time Will Tell

...7/28/17 My soul I will never sell Even if I got to go through hell Time will tell If I'll excel And propel Doing poorly or swell Wherever I dwell Crooked or parallel from any citadel And......Read the rest...

Categories: cut the mustard, dark, how i feel,
Form: Rhyme

Just a Reminder

...What does it feel like, do you feel the same Do you still have that seductive style Do you still have a soft, sweet tender young body Do you still have that come hither smile Remember i......Read the rest...

Categories: cut the mustard, love,
Form: Quatrain

Custard

...Today I had some custard But it didn't cut the mustard Though I really thought that it would be the best. Guess you can't make an assumption Based on ice-cream loving gumption That what looks im......Read the rest...

Categories: cut the mustard, food,
Form: Rhyme

Retire To Florida

...Retire To Florida? By Elton Camp It’s for old persons with leathery skin The refuge of every sort of has been Doctors who can’t hear a heart beat Butchers who no longer can cut meat Sto......Read the rest...

Categories: cut the mustard, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Decrepit and Mangy Old Folks

...I live in an adult lifestyle community So what exactly does that mean? It means most residents are old farts like me Though there's some under sixty it seems Don't know why they've chosen this place......Read the rest...

Categories: cut the mustard, life, old, old,
Form: Quatrain

Decline of Rich Men

...The decline of rich Men. The numbers of American millionaires have declined I read this as a news item and was amused. I know of an old man who became a lotto millionaire He had a facelif......Read the rest...

Categories: cut the mustard, funny, old, old,
Form: Couplet

Making Up My Own Mind

...Morning approaches out of another sleepless night Anticipation gathers around my bedposts come daylight Decisions made in the dark,they fade away so fast Was it a dream of consequences related t......Read the rest...

Categories: cut the mustard, confusion, introspection, life
Form: Couplet