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Bless Me, Father

Bless Me, Father

Two minutes more, Father Paul,
and you will hear another of my strange confessions.
Right now, I'm outside
watching the rain on my glasses
running in rills.
When I make it to the church, 
I'll confess the usual stuff with a few variations, 
the same plot, the same ploys,
the same frenetic tale I have always to tell.

Next week, however, things will be different. 
Next week, I won't make a list 
in the diner across from St. Peter's.
The waitress there knows me too well.
Last week she asked, "Am I on your list?"
"Not a chance," I said.
"What time do you get off from work?"
"5 o'clock," she said. 
"I'll be back," I said, 
"and we can go to St. Peter's and make
the Stations of the Cross."

Father Paul, 
you can see that I'm trying
to bring women to the Lord.
So next week, no list. 
I'll sit in the diner and swig 
on a milkshake instead.
When I come into your box, 
I'll fall on the kneeler 
and whisper through the grille, 
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. 
I did the same stuff this week 
that I did last week 
but this week I did it more often."

Father Paul, if I quit making lists,
this whole process 
will be easier on both of us.
Who wants to hear a grown man 
recite forever what Yogi Berra called 
deja vu all over again? 

Donal Mahoney

Copyright © Donal Mahoney | Year Posted 2010


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  1. Date: 5/9/2010 5:45:00 PM

    try crossing one off your list at least. LOL Life is not so hard.