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Pretty 
used to be 
enough 
Of what I've got
But now it's not

Take me 
Pretty
Only 
Not prettier 
Than her...

And I know
She's prettier than me
And I know
She's prettier than me

She don't have jacked up teeth
These stupid fangs
That keep me up at night 
And you don't know why 
And you don't know why

she's got big boobs
An even bigger butt
Aside from the blues
What have I got
What have I got?

This nose
Used to be so cute
But now
It blows up in photo shoots
So big 
Bigger than it is
Making my face worthless

And I know 
She's prettier than me
And I know
She's prettier than me

Pictures you take of me
Pictures you see of her
Keep me up at night
Driving me wild

You're gonna miss the way
I used to talk too much at night 
You're gonna miss the way
I walk away when you make me cry

And I know she's prettier than me
And I know she's prettier than me

But I remember when you said 
I looked better than any picture...


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  1. Date: 2/15/2015 6:53:00 PM

    gosh, i can't even stand this celebrity. Who cares about a big butt? pretty is as pretty does, dearie. i really like this poem though. I think it would make a fun rap song or something. Kind of like the flip side of 'All About the Bass."
  1. Date: 2/15/2015 3:16:00 PM

    The title suits the message perfectly. Sometimes we get so caught up with celebrities who, most of the time, have bigger problems than us. I love the last two lines. Be blessed
  1. Date: 2/15/2015 2:52:00 PM

    Don't compare yourself to the fake girls that are all about "me".....Be yourself...that is the beauty I look for...I'd trade a 100 Kim Kardashians for a down to earth girl with morals....hugs Tim
  1. Date: 2/15/2015 2:19:00 PM

    Joy - such a sad sad write - you are a beautiful girl - a real person not a plastic celebrity who is famous for - what - being a barbie doll with big butt and boobs - I know which type of person I would rather have in my life - you and I am sure any man worth his salt would realise this when he took the blinkers off his eyes :-) Hugs Jan xx
  1. Date: 2/15/2015 2:17:00 PM

    Well written pen Joy ! Very expressive piece, dear friend. A 7 from me! I wish you a very lovely evening! In his light! God bless you! :) D"
  1. Date: 2/15/2015 2:15:00 PM

    Rather depressing - if you do not mind me saying so! However, there is an underlying truism here i am sure of that much. :) john.

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