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When the Urge Strikes - For Jan

Jill was out on a leisurely stroll
When she suddenly needed to go
Her thighs she tightly squeezed
And headed for the trees
But tripped and fell, pants now wet, oh no!

Roy went for his early morning run
Soon his too full bladder pain begun
There were no nearby trees
Only surf with a breeze
Then dove into the waves until done

Max liked to eat spicy Mexican food
But his raw stomach was not in the mood
Now doubled over with gas
He let a loud fart to pass
Now stuck in the booth with pants soiled and glued

Copyright © Tania Kitchin | Year Posted 2024

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Date: 5/7/2024 3:09:00 PM

Well done Tania! You had me looking for a wave to dive into after reading these! Congratulations on POTD my friend!!!
Date: 5/7/2024 9:09:00 AM

Hahaha a perfect one for Jan. Thanks for bringing a chuckle to my morning.
Date: 5/6/2024 9:57:00 PM

Oh no... Congrats on POTD. God bless you. love, Gina
Date: 5/6/2024 4:53:00 PM

Hilarious, Tania! Congratulations on your POTD! Love the dedication to Jan!
Date: 5/6/2024 3:05:00 PM

Congratulations on receiving the POTD award for your humorous and artistically evocative tribute to Jan. Tania
Date: 5/6/2024 12:24:00 PM

Stuck in the booth...ugh! I hope it was not like stuck/glued to the booth. Horrible fate indeed. The sad part is as we age, we lose some control over bodily functions. Jan has inspired you well.
Date: 5/6/2024 11:36:00 AM

OMG, congratulations on your POTD honors for this hilarious and graphically expressive ode to Jan!! Enjoy your day !!
Date: 5/6/2024 10:42:00 AM

Tania, You done did 'outdoo-doo'ed' yourself with this one. Congrats on POTD ~ Far T. Aweigh
Date: 5/6/2024 9:20:00 AM

Congratulations on your POTD Win.  What wonderful/fun Limerick writes. Thanks for the laugh. Enjoy your week with this win....................
Date: 5/6/2024 9:04:00 AM

When you gotta go you gotta go, whether in the trees, or in the seas, but never with ease! as your last Lim points out! lol! Congratulations on your top (and bottom) POTD Tania, cheers David
Date: 5/6/2024 8:18:00 AM

congrats!
Date: 5/6/2024 7:09:00 AM

Congrats!
Date: 5/6/2024 6:53:00 AM

another brilliant POOP OF THE DAY poem for we all at times fail to purge the urge in a timely fashion....nice group Tania
Date: 5/6/2024 6:41:00 AM

Congrats on POTD..
Date: 5/6/2024 6:25:00 AM

Lol, Congrats on POTD Tania
Date: 5/6/2024 6:10:00 AM

Smiles here for this one Tania. Laughter is a good way to start the day! I know Jan will enjoy. Congratulations on the honor of POTD! :)
Date: 5/6/2024 6:02:00 AM

Congratulations, Dear Tania, on your honour of POTD. I love limericks, and some of you do so well in this form. Who doesn't like humour? Have a wonderful day of glory - Love and Hugs to you.
Date: 5/6/2024 5:00:00 AM

Congratulations on POTD honors Tania:) Humor always works well for me. I hope all is well with you young lady:)
Date: 5/6/2024 4:52:00 AM

The first and second one made me laugh! Good one, very well written limericks dear tania. You do this form so well and leave a smile on so many readers…Congratulations on receiving potd. Well deserved. Pleasure reading your work. Sending you light
Date: 5/6/2024 4:36:00 AM

Dear Tania, I couldn't resist reaching out to congratulate you on your well-deserved POTD win and your incredibly relatable poem. Your words struck a chord with me, showing me of those moments when life throws unexpected challenges. Your ability to create humor and humanity in your poetry is truly remarkable. Keep shining bright with your talent! - Blessings, Daniel
Date: 5/6/2024 4:11:00 AM

Dropping back with many congrats on POTD Tania, its so wonderful to see Duke honoured with POTW as both of you have written the limerick form and its great to see some humour on soup:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/6/2024 4:07:00 AM

Many congratulations dear Tania- it’s great to see a limerick as POTD! Very well written and amusing. Really enjoyed them. Lovely that it’s for dear Jan. So sweet. Enjoy your celebratory day. Hugs and lots of smiles :):):)
Date: 5/6/2024 3:51:00 AM

Potd Limericks! This form never get the proper respect it deserves. Today… it does. Congratulations, Tania.
Date: 5/6/2024 2:26:00 AM

congrats on your POTD designation
Date: 5/6/2024 2:09:00 AM

Great limericks, Tania, Jan must adore them. Congratulations on your POTD. Well deserved. Hugs. xx
Date: 5/6/2024 2:05:00 AM

What a laugh, great Limericks Tania Congratulations on receiving poem of the day… Beryl
Date: 5/6/2024 1:52:00 AM

Funny Limerick Tania. Many Congratulations on the POTD. Have a great day!
Date: 5/6/2024 1:07:00 AM

A good, funny limerick of digestion st its worse. There must be an app for that. Congratulations on POTD.
Date: 5/6/2024 12:34:00 AM

Back with congratulations to you Tania on the honour of POTD. Tom
Date: 5/6/2024 12:34:00 AM

Ewwww lol you’re really good at these! Congratulations on potd honor!
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