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Best Poems Written by Lord Lawed

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Flagship Shirley

Flagship Shirley,
Her tea was always curly,
And she ran with Pedicure Pete,
Who sang a little ditty,
And wasn't very pretty,
And painted all the lips upon her feet.

Copyright © Lord Lawed | Year Posted 2016



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Potted Meat Sal

Potted Meat Sal,
Glued a Duckpond to Old Val,and in the winter, she collected Pearly Queens,
But instead of fish and carrots, she had parrots in her slippers,
And two miles of the M40 in her jeans.

Copyright © Lord Lawed | Year Posted 2016


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