Best Poems Written by Christopher Faith

The Stingier Gender

They'll make you think
 They'll rock your world
It's always in great moderation
So you never get too spoiled

If the other women see
Your husband is too happy
They'll tell you to go to sleep early
An intercourse avoiding nappy

Hollywood makes a fortune
Off selling love so pure and true
Once you meet the real cupid
Your ticket buying days will be through

If I ever fool myself
Into thinking I'm finally going to get some action
I start to hum a sixties tune written by the Stones
About getting no satisfaction

Copyright © Christopher Faith | Year Posted 2016