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Here’s a little story bout Cajun santa
He lives in the swamp in Louisiana
You can be naughty or you can be nice
Cajun Santa will never think twice
He’s not like the santa from the cold North Pole
You will never get a stocking with a lump of coal
Cajun santa doesn’t say ho ho
He yells ha yee ha yeee and of they go
Makin homemade toys with Mrs. Clause
Wearin nuttin but a smile and his Christmas draws.
No fancy red suit for Cajun clause
He will bring dem toys in his over alls
He will load dem toys on his ol pero
No flyin reindeer just a white tail doe
Cajun santa doesn’t say ho ho
He yells out ha yee ha yeee and of they go
Now Cajun santa doesn’t have any elves
So you can save da milk and cookies all for yourselves
But you can make him happy before he’s got ta go
Just serve em up a bowl of hot Gumbo
He wont get in a hurry and he.s kinda slow
Member he’s a bringin dem toys with a white tail doe
Cajun santa doesn’t say ho ho
He yells out ha yee ha yeee and of they go
If Cajun santa wants to be seen
You can find him on bourbon in New Orleans
Throwin mardi gras beads from his ol pero
Bein pulled by a gator or his white tail doe
Now its summer time for Santa and if he gets his Christmas wish
At least once a day he will eat Crawfish
Cajun santa doesn’t say ho ho
He screams into the night go Saints go
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Santa came last night spreading Christmas cheer
He said I'm finished now , until next year
He said no more dodging poo
Its over what do I do
That's easy Santa, I gave him a beer
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Off Season Santa
Cajun Santa won’t ever be seen
Buying Christmas candy in New Orleans
He has a whole group of Elves back in the swamp
Making Cajun candy for the kids to chomp
Summer time Santa in his cutoff jeans
Stirring a big ol pot of rice and beans
Here comes Mrs. Clause with her fishing pole
She wants to head down to the Crawfish hole
Christmas Cajun Santa has toys on his back
Summer Cajun Santa totes a crawfish sack
The mud bugs have been cooked the Elves have been fed
Time for Cajun Santa to slip off to bed
He took his ball cap off of his head
He looked at Mrs. Clause, This is what he said
We can rest now, I love you honey
But I think this year I’ll help the Easter Bunny
Mack Toler
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Santa Probs
It was late Christmas Eve I had gone to bed
With visions of sugar plums in my head
Santa was sitting at the foot of my bed
I looked at him and then he said
I’ve got a team of reindeer and they all need fed
I’ve got a woman at home that thinks I only like red
I’ve got tiny little men that follow me around
I’m the laughin stock when I go to town
There is one thing that really needs switchin
Milk and cookies are good but there’s a turkey in the kitchen
I pull up to a truck and this is what I hear
Who’s that man in the sled being pulled by deer?
There’s no window on the sleigh so that means no wipers
IT" just goes in my eyes cause deer don’t wear diapers
But there’s no problem keeping my beard white
Because I’m flyin through the air and its snowin at night
When he finally had to leave he gave my back a little SLAP
He flew off into the a night dodging Reindeer CRAP
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Cajun Santa was at party at the Easter Bunnies house
Everyone was there even Mickey Mouse
They were all having fun spreading holiday cheer
Somebody gave his Reindeer Beer
It was late Christmas Eve Santa had to go
He gathered up his Elves and his White tail Doe
Then he loaded them up in his Ol Pero
He flew off into the night yelling go Saints go
He was found at the wreck wearing a Christmas Wreath
He smiled at me with bugs in his teeth
He said this is what happened, if you want to hear
SOMEBODY GAVE, MY REINDEER BEER
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FUNNY KIDS POEM CONTEST
The poem must be funny
Better than the rest
If your a chicken, just write from your nest
The poem must be clean, no dirt can be found
If your a worm, you could write under ground
The rules are the same even for a mouse
Just write down some rhymes in your little mouse house
The prize is so big you could eat for a year
But you would need to be small, isn't that clear
The poem must be written is all that they wish
So that rules you out if your a fish
Now it's time to enter the poem that I wrote
I'll just do it from the barn, because I'm a Goat
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An Elf was mad at Santa; he fed all the Reindeer Exlax
What I’m about to tell you now, is really just the facts
When Santa went for his test run, runs he did get
He wanted to wipe his face, he needed something wet
When Santa blew his horn, a Reindeer also blew
What’s now on his face, is usually on his shoe
Now his cheeks aren't so rosy and his white beard is brown
He couldn’t make them stop; Santa almost drown
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My ol daddy was the very best
They shut down the town when they laid him to rest
He held his new born Grandson on the night his death
Just a few hours later he took his last breath
He taught me how to hunt with a gun and a bow
Something you city boys will never know
We raised our own taters fresh corn and beans
You city boys don't know what that means
We always went to church, he taught me right from wrong
The Old rugged cross was his favorite song
He taught me God and family must always come first
You don't want to be alone when your riding in the Hearse
Now I'm working over seas and were twisting to the right
You City boys wouldn't make it one night
For all you City boys that don't know what that means
I'm drilling for your Oil so you can stay home clean
Now I've got my own family and a woman I love
God and Daddy must have sent her from Heaven above
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Cajun Santa was a skinny little man
He could hide in the shadow of a soda pop can
I asked Cajun Santa do you have a magic power
He said, I can fly around the world in less than an hour
He said I’ve got to be fast in and out quick
I get a little competition from Ol St. Nick
You can be the meanest little boy that ever did play
You will get a gift from me on Christmas day
For all you boys and girls good or bad
Cajun Santa won’t leave anyone sad
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?12/?29/?2015
The scent of death was in the air
Insects and worms were already there
The fog in the night held a clingy crud
The body I found was drained of blood
The body had been beaten
The face had been eaten
The mouth was open the tongue was gone
The head was split I could see the bone
The animals had been there, and they hadn't been kind
In two more days, there would be nothing to find
This may be a clue, I found a purse
She came in a boat but will leave in a hearse
I found black nail polish and black lipstick
Then in my mind, it started to click
This was the wife of the Grave diggers son
He too had been beaten and shot with a gun
They had joined a Cult, the Initiation was that night
They both tried to get out with all their might
Too much had been revealed, secrets had been told
The bodies were no longer needed, their Souls had been sold
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