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Best Poems Written by Alan Draeger

Below are the all-time best Alan Draeger poems as chosen by PoetrySoup members

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The Mermaid

A mermaid who was German
Made out with her boyfriend Herman
When they got past kissing
She found something missing
No wonder : he was a merman

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Babe Ruth
To tell the truth
Was as good a hugger
As a slugger

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In a house in Massachusetts
A wealthy mother of two sits
Her son's in the Sox
Where she has a box
And that's where his sister Sue sits.

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A music conductor in Manhattan
Had always kept his hat on.
One day he forgot
And believe it or not
He also sat on his baton

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When the Romans invaded Manhattin
They thought it a place to get fat in
But they couldn't even buy
Pizza pie
As the locals didn't speak Latin

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Mrs Freud
Was quite annoyed
With what Sigmund did
With his id

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My cousin from Arizona
I wish I’d never known her
She put our Granny on
The rim of the Cany-on
Then calmly pushed her over!

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An unlucky young man from Michigan
Had a very unusual condichigan
He got sick from a hake
That he found in the lake
And now he can never eat fishigan

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We had an apartment in Florida
Where a woman just down the corrida
Kept a pet gator
Which unfortunately ate her
Can you imagine anything horrida ?

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It's said that the poet Shelley
Lived over a Brooklyn Deli
In that abode
He penned his Ode
To Peanut Butter and Jelly