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Best Poems Written by Jim Bowron

Below are the all-time best Jim Bowron poems as chosen by PoetrySoup members

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20-20 Vision

Open your eyes
Open your ears
Feel with your heart
Evaluate, analyze, scrutinize
Using the absolute instrument of truth
Will gain you enlightenment
And expansion
Of the mind!
And the path to
A larger capacity hard drive
In your head!

JB49

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Rise and Shine

Hinge at the waist
Pivot on your gluteus maximus
And put your feet on the floor
Empower your thighs
And raise your center of gravity
Congratulations
You have succeeded 
In getting out of bed

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A Hunger For Success

purpose and dignity 
are just but two of the rewards 
that come from earning it 
jb49

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Looking Back

It might have been dumb, but it was fun
And for those who snicker and sneer
Their fun is done

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Beware

Be Bear Aware
Or you may be the meal
Of an aware bear
That's the last thing you need
To have a big grizzly
Sitting in your chair
Drinking your beer
With his paws on 
Your keyboard
Oh, and didn't I mention
He kept the hide
And put in a zipper!
What's worse?
A man in a bear suit?
         Or
A bear in a man suit?

JB49

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Jellystone Salon

Be bear aware
Be prepared
Bring bear spray
And a nail file, too

In case you see the bruin
And she wants you to style her hair
And while you're at it
You can give her a pedicure, too.

JB49

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Three Kinds of People ,

Which are you ?
A spewer ? 
A spewed upon ?
     or 
An absorbent ?

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Outlook Workout

the muscles in your forehead
control your eyebrows 
and your outlook
so just know to look beyond your brow 
if you know how !

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Greedy Investor

I asked the Wall Street executive
If he would like a mint
And he said
No thank you,
I already have the ability 
To mint money
A Wall Street nirvana!

JB49

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Tons of Force

tons of force
warning attention
please take to heart and mind
in a split second 
an automobile becomes 
a double barrel shotgun
with hair triggers
distort distract or stray
your attention from the duty
of a diligent safe driver
and you may cause
DEATH
of a horrible and tragic kind
                           
       jb49  

for my dear friend jeff whom passed on 
because someone  did not heed this advice