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Best Poems Written by Randy Imwalle

Below are the all-time best Randy Imwalle poems as chosen by PoetrySoup members

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The Humble, Brown Snail

Consider the humble, brown snail
He's only a head and a tail
No fingers or toes
Yet, there it goes!
Just follow its shiny, bright trail.

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Which Turkey To Take - a Thanksgiving Limerick

The man had a tough choice to make
Which of the birds should he take?
Both turkeys looked good
But he thought that he should
Take the jenny instead of the jake.

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Bark

Dog bark
Tree bark
Dogwood tree bark

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A Sleigh Bell Named Jingle - a Christmas Limerick

There was a young sleigh bell named Tingle
She loved to ring and to jingle
She shined herself bright
'Cause on Christmas Eve night
She'll be on the sled of Kris Kringle.

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My Heart's Desire

My body does shiver and swoon
My voice will quiver and croon
My heart's desire
It sets me on fire
- A quiche made with liver and prune.

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An Elf From Nantucket

There is an old elf from Nantucket
He carries his harp in a bucket
When I asked him why
He gave this reply,
"It makes it so easy to pluck it!

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A Ghoul Named Mcdimple

There was a teen ghoul named McDimple
Who thought scaring kids would be simple
He'd moan and he'd groan
Just like he was shown
But the children just stared at his pimple.

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A Chimp Named Francisco

There once was a chimp named Francisco
Who loved to eat gooey Crisco
When given the chance
He'd laugh and then dance
The waltz, the tango, and disco.

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The Throne Room

I come here to sit and think,
I usually don't mind the stink,
But when it gets bad,
I am really glad,
That quick out of here I can slink.

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Vote For John Kasich - a Limerick

The Debates have been quite the spectacle
But we need someone who's electable
John Kasich's the man
With the Beat Clinton Plan
Let's vote for the one who's respectable.

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