Get Your Premium Membership

Best Poems Written by Thomas Hsi

Below are the all-time best Thomas Hsi poems as chosen by PoetrySoup members

View ALL Thomas Hsi Poems

123
Details | Thomas Hsi Poem

Johnny Football

COPYRIGHT 2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
Poetic Lyrics By Thomas Lam Hsi


THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE GOD...THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY...WHO ALONE CAN
SAVE FROM Satan...who plays 'all' roles...the devil...the 'Lord Jesus'...
the 'Father'...the 'Holy Spirit'...all 'Other Gods'...and 'alien gods'...HE...THE
LORD JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF IS FULLY GOD AND MAN...AND HE ALONE...
IS THE ONLY WAY TO GOD THE FATHER...and to an Actual Heaven!




Johnny...those crystal blue eyes...have never lied!

The day a nation...fell in commotion...I nearly died!

Momma...dropped her pie...and Daddy...he just cried!

Johnny...you never lied...a velvet touch of hide!


Johnny...you're a...Satur-day...special!

The moment...you kicked your heels...was special!

The time you...skipped a rock...'cross three ponds...was special!

Johnny...you never lied...and to me...you're...always special!


Johnny...you got me in your hook...and...forever...in your book!

The twinkle in your eye...the tickets...they all...forsook!

A smile...a flash...a feint...and then...a clever crook!

Johnny...Football...you're my bible...and...then my book!


Johnny...when those velvet hands...take...only mine!

This plastic ring...is only mine...just...one-a-kind!

Beads and lockets...please...just...one last time!

Johnny...you never lied...wow...an all-time high!


Johnny...you'll...lite a nation...another...good 'ol time!

Johnny...you'll...lite my heart...just...one more time!


ALTERNATE:


Johnny...and when...your tired 'ol hands...take...only mine!

This plastic ring...you gave...only to me...was...just unkind!

The smile...in the locket...please...look...one last time!

Johnny...you lied...not I...but if you want...just...one more time?

Copyright © Thomas Hsi | Year Posted 2014



Details | Thomas Hsi Poem

An Ode To a Witch

Copyright 2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
Poem By THOMAS LAM HSI


THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE GOD...THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY...WHO ALONE CAN
SAVE FROM Satan...who plays 'all' roles...the devil...the 'Lord Jesus'...
the 'Father'...the 'Holy Spirit'...all 'Other Gods'...and 'alien gods'...HE...THE
LORD JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF IS FULLY GOD AND MAN...AND HE ALONE...
IS THE ONLY WAY TO GOD THE FATHER...and to an Actual Heaven!



Oh, that crackling thunder, my ears torn asunder,
That folded mural in the sky-
It glistened and gleamed, like jewels on high,
I marvelled at my passage, until my victim drew neigh.

That fair-haired maiden, a youthful lass AT BEST,
I would de'er enter her vessel-
And lay my wizened body to rest,
Upon such sweet innocence, I'll leave her torn and regretful.

I've searched within my old sinful heart,
These many sweet wenches, I do now recall-
But my only regret, is one day will I die,
Oh, my crackling thunder, 'tis gone and lost for all.

I'm but a vapored cloud,
Drifting and planing night and day-
But now I'm an image lost,
My family so far away.

An ode to a witch, INDEED,
It could have been so hea-ven-ly-
But a stitch in time,
Ne'er leaves its rhyme, as I did so hap-pil-y!

Copyright © Thomas Hsi | Year Posted 2013

Details | Thomas Hsi Poem

Who Is Tlh Andress Thomas Lam Hsi Andress

Copyright 2014 A.D., ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
By Thomas Lam Hsi Andress (TLH ANDRESS)
THE 'AUDACITY' OF DISCLOSURE!!!



Thomas Hsi
1 second ago
 
This VERY SONG is the VERY REASON that I KEEP HOPING that LOVE WILL ONE DAY...'MAYBE'...FIND ME...as 'SHE'...finds...ME!       After I was 'DELIVERED' by 'URSULA'...on APRIL 23, 1959 A.D., as a 'LILY-WHITE' MALE CHILD, but raised as an 'ASIATIC,' though I would go on to BECOME A MENTAL AND PHYSICAL 'SUPER-MAN' in that I would accomplish so many 'AMAZING' things in my 55 year-lifetime ( 70 mph 'ACCELERATED-RUN,' 378 lbs. 'ONE-ARM' DUMBELL CURL, 878 lbs. 'ONE-HAND' DEADLIFT, over 300 'ORIGINAL or IMPROVED GOURMET-QUALITY' FOOD RECIPES, 'WORLD'S FINEST POET, POETIC LYRICIST, ATTORNEY (AVVO-DISTINGUISHED, 14 OF MY 26 MEMOS WOULD GO BEFORE THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT, WITH THE 'SUPER-MAJORITY' OF THE CASES BEING DECIDED ALONG THE LINES IN WHICH I HAD CONCLUDED), VALEDICTORIAN AT EVERY MAJOR UNIVERSITY AROUND THE WORLD (based on 'Test Scores' at the University of Southern California and the University of Hawaii), the 'WORLD'S HIGHEST LSAT-TEST SCORE,' the 'WORLD-VALEDICTORIAN' LAW-GRADUATE (as McGEORGE SCHOOL OF LAW was the 'MOST DIFFICULT CLASS EVER FOR THAT PARTICULAR YEAR,' 'ORIGINATOR' OF THE PUBLIC ADDRESS, PORTABLE, RADIO-DEVICE WHICH WOULD LEAD JAPAN TO DEVELOP THE MODERN KARAOKE-MACHINE, and lead SOUTH KOREA TO DEVELOP THE HIGH-DEFINITION TELEVISION, 'MELON-STYLE' DRINKS, the 'SOLELY-RESEARCHED, WRITTEN, EDITIED, COPIED, AND DISTRIBUTED' 5 and 1/2 PAGE COMPRESSED OUTLINE FOR DETERMINING WHAT A CONFORMING AND NON-CONFORMING RESALEABLE LOAN IS, along with a PROPOSAL FOR DAWN FINANCIAL, where the 'EQUITY-VALUE' OF AN OLDER-HAWAIIAN REAL PROPERTY INTEREST, could be REALIZED UPON BY RELEASING THE BUILT-UP 'EQUITY,' the development of a 'PROGRESSIVE-STYLE' BETTING SYSTEM at the WHEEL OF FORTUNE and ROULETTE TABLE (first used by Me at the MGM GRAND HOTEL & CASINO in RENO, NEVADA), 'DEVELOPER' OF THE 'FAST-OUTBOARD-MOTORBOAT,' with a 'SCOOP-VECTOR,' the 'MULTI-DIRECTIONAL SCOOP-VECTORING-SYSTEM,' the 'SWIVEL-WIND-FAN-SYSTEM' (with various 'FAN DESIGNS,' including the 'MULTI-DIRECTIONAL-OBLIQUEST-DESIGN,' a 'PROPOSED-DESIGN' for a SPACE-SHUTTLE which solves the 'O-RING' PROBLEM.

Copyright © Thomas Hsi | Year Posted 2014

Details | Thomas Hsi Poem

A Race To Death

Copyright 204 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
Poetic Lyrics By Thomas Lam Hsi


THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE GOD...THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY...WHO ALONE CAN
SAVE FROM Satan...who plays 'all' roles...the devil...the 'Lord Jesus'...
the 'Father'...the 'Holy Spirit'...all 'Other Gods'...and 'alien gods'...HE...THE
LORD JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF IS FULLY GOD AND MAN...AND HE ALONE...
IS THE ONLY WAY TO GOD THE FATHER...and to an Actual Heaven!




IF LIFE were only played out on a RACE TRACK,
WHICH CAR would you choose…BUGATTI, FERRA)RI…or an…easy DEATH,
CAN IT be so simple…THAT YOU never KNEW ME to be ANY…THING,
FOOL…YOUR TIMES UP…AND I’M coming UP…I’M COMING UP!

YOUR HEAD’S full of PROBLEMS…while I was…PLAYING MY OWN GAME,
You NEVER knew it…NEVER KNEW IT…while I was PLAYING MY OWN GAME,
And I’M coming UP…I’M COMING UP,
FOOLS that you were…I’M coming UP…I’M COMING UP!


CHORUS:

DIAMONDS, jewels, and FURS…WERE ALL YOU KNEW,
TIN CANS and sodas…were all I ever knew,
And I’M coming UP…I’M COMING UP,
In a FLASH of red, yellow, blue, and green,
And a checkered yellow flag…TO MY OWN NAME…TO MY VERY OWN NAME!

And IF…in my FINAL race…it ENDS in a TORTURED FLAME,
I was beautiful…AT LAST…AT LEAST…in my very OWN NAME...AT LEAST in name!


FLASHING round the track…JERKING all  the same,
YOU…were coming up…YOU WERE COMING UP,
HUMPING YOUR OWN ASS…was the blue Bugatti…that I ALONE DROVE,
And I TORE on the PETRO [GAS]…I TORE ON THE PETRO [GAS],

In TIME…the checkered yellow flag…was ONLY MINE…ONLY MINE,
Bubbles, BAUBLES, and furs…were ONLY MINE…they were ONLY MINE,
And the scarred horror of my FINAL CRASH…and the press that BURNED MY VERY OWN BONES,
To them I was beautiful, and I WAS…and I WAS…BEAUTIFUL at last, BEAUTIFUL at last!

Copyright © Thomas Hsi | Year Posted 2014

Details | Thomas Hsi Poem

Part Two a Lifetime Too Late Is Somewhere Over the Rainbow

Copyright 2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
POETIC LYRICS BY THOMAS LAM HSI (ANDRESS)

(Continuation)


So I guess I'll keep dreaming...and hoping...that maybe...THE GODS WILL
RETURN...OR MAYBE I'LL KEEP LOOKING!

LOVE IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WORD...and I love those "Cry-baby" films!

By the way...I am "The World's Strongest Man!"


Poet's Own Notes:

At a 'strength contest' at Sam's Club in Honolulu, Hawaii...I out-lifted the 'World's 
Strongest Man'...as 'he' at a bodyweight of over 900 lbs...and I at a bodyweight 
of 151 lbs...(and I was 5' 11" tall)...and 'he' reputedly had security weightlifting 
equipment on...and I was wearing street-clothes...'he' 'deadlifted' a 323 
lb...marine battery a reputed 18 times...with a reputed 3 rests (the longest a 
reputed 15 to 20 minutes)...and I 'deadlifted' that same type of battery (there 
were a number of similar batteries)...21 times with one rest of less than five 
minutes...Hank Fordham, II, is the Security Chief over ALL WALMARTS AND 
SAM'S CLUBS in the United States (my classmate at Punahou School...who 
stands 6' 4" tall)...can confirm all of this...and Hank was responsible for securing 
those marine batteries for a 'contest of strength'...based upon a prophetic word 
he heard from 'THE SOURCE OF LIFE'...The Original...The Last...The Eternal...and 
The Only True Source of ALL POWER...who created ALL 'so-called GODS' (The 
Holy Trinity, Allah, Buddha, even Satan, etc.)...Hank's dad...Hank, Senior, was 
gloriously and blessedly resurrected...AND THE ENTIRE FORDHAM FAMILY IS SO 
GRATEFUL FOR THIS! (I, Thomas, am grateful that Henry had the faith for this!)

Copyright © Thomas Hsi | Year Posted 2014



Details | Thomas Hsi Poem

Warrior's Turf

Copyright 2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
Poetic Lyrics By Thomas Lam Hsi


THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE GOD...THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY...WHO ALONE CAN
SAVE FROM Satan...who plays 'all' roles...the devil...the 'Lord Jesus'...
the 'Father'...the 'Holy Spirit'...all 'Other Gods'...and 'alien gods'...HE...THE
LORD JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF IS FULLY GOD AND MAN...AND HE ALONE...
IS THE ONLY WAY TO GOD THE FATHER...and to an Actual Heaven!





X is the spot...or IS IT?

When the blood has run dried...is the K OVER?

The HIGHEST...the THINNEST...AIR...HERE...or OVER THERE?

WHY the CRIES and those ECHOES...or SHOULD I CARE?

A NAME...NEVER...EVER...TO BE...PUSHED OVER!


TRY as HARD AS YOU MAY...but WILL IT PAY?

Do you BOTTLE GREATNESS...or DOES IT JUST FLOW?

A SMILING HEART...makes MERRY...but a BITTER HEART...JUST POLLUTES!

IN THE END...a THANKFUL NATION...ALWAYS...SALUTES!

GREATNESS like HONEY...only...A FEW...EVER KNOW!


A WARRIOR'S HEART...BLEEDS...IT NEVER...SIMPLY DIES!

HIS LEGACY...is THEIR TURF...and ON THEIR TURF!

Honor and commitment...ARE THE PRESSES...AND YOURS!

IF you MUST...YOU...PLAY with the SCORES!

Till NEXT SEASON...FOR ME...it's SURF...or a DIFF'RENT TURF [golf]!

Copyright © Thomas Hsi | Year Posted 2014

Details | Thomas Hsi Poem

A Drug Too Deep This Love

Copyright 2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
POETIC LYRICS BY THOMAS LAM HSI-ANDRESS (KAL-EL-3000)



A THOUGHT.........A VECTOR OF SPACE.........AN ALIEN RACE?
YOU GUESS.........I KNOW.........VECTORS OF SPACE?
YOU LIE!
YOU SAY............I LIE.........THAT I'M THE LIAR!
IF I AM A LIAR.........THEN A THROW DOWN.........'MY' ROYAL ACE!
THE DIFFERENCE.........BETWEEN.........E=MC squ!ared.........
AND.........R squared.........IS......94 to the 27th minus 5x TIMES 13 to the
Rth.........IS THIS TRUE?
BUT.........DID YOU KNOW THAT...IF POSSIBLE.........
(X x Y) to the 14th power OVER 2z times R to the 40th power TIMES Rsphere
GIVES YOU AN ALIEN'S ELEMENTAL.........
B-E-G-I-N-N-I-N-G!
THIS.........AT THE RIPE OLD AGE OF TWO (2) HOURS!
WHAT'S LIM?

[I, KAL-EL-3000.........WAS AND AM AN ANOMOLY.........KRYPTONIA'S FINEST
SCIENTISTS AND MATHMETICIANS SIMPLY DID NOT UNDERSTAND ME!]

BUT.........THE HARDEST EQUATION.........IS.........LOVE!
WAIT.........DO YOU HEAR THEM?
KILL HIM, ROB HIM, MAIM HIM.........BLIND-SIDE-HIM!
HIM.........AND US.........AND-ALL-OF-US!

[ELLIE GOULDING, HALCYON, Track No. 11]

IF YOU CAN HEAR ME.........HERE I AM!
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
THE FORGET ME NOTS.........ARE.........WELL.........THEY'RE CRYING!
THOSE PILLS?
DEADLY WHITE?
JUST.........ASPIRIN!
THEY CALL ME A.........LILY WHITE.........BUT PIIKAKES.........ARE ROYAL TOO!
AND THE SCENT IS.........WELL.........BETTER.........AND REALLY, REALLY ROYAL!
AND WHEN I GO............I'LL GO!
AND......JUST [HEAVIEST EMPHASIS]............FORGET ME?!?!


                                         FINI

Copyright © Thomas Hsi | Year Posted 2014

Details | Thomas Hsi Poem

I Knew That I Had Come Home

Copyright 2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
POETIC LYRICS BY THOMAS LAM HSI ANDRESS



White America hates me (as well as most of the world)...BUT JANINE HOOPS 
(TURNER) HAS ALWAYS LOVED ME...like it or not...whether you believe it or 
not...I WAS NOT BORN OF THIS WORLD...BUT I WAS 'DELIVERED' BY URSULA 
THE WHITE WITCH...who came in the form of the actress...Ursula Andress! I was 
'delivered' to Priscilla Lai ("Lily of the field") Fong ("Fairest of the land") Lam ("The Lamb of God")...who was wedded to Hwei ("The Devil")Yang ("Yellow")Hsi (FuHsi)...on April 23, 1959 at 1:01 am (Gena Rose Pahucki, as the 'delivering nurse'...the actual Gena Rose Pahucki died in a car accident on April 22, 1959...Gena ("For there will be an actress, Gena Davis")...Rose ("For your first girl-friend will be Rose Smead")...Pahucki ("For you will meet in law school as Pachefsky")...I was a glorious 'white' baby (Caucasoid)...with blue eyes...and hair with actual gold filaments! The Ancient Grimories picture the "Golden-Haired-Child of Destiny of China"...my posted internet photo! The fifty-five yearcurse broke on April 23, 2014...and I reached a height of five feet and eleven inches in the second week of (My final form will be six feet tall and I will weigh two-hundred-and-twenty-five lbs.!) July 2014...and 'beat' the 'Strongest Man in the World' at his 933 lbs. of bodyweight...I was 126 lbs...at Sam's Club (Honolulu, Hawaii)...involving a three-hundred-twenty-three lb. 'marine' battery! BUT...The Original...The Last...and...The Eternal Source of Life...HAS GIVEN ME THE HAND OF THE ROYAL WHITE WITCH RENATA...Princess Renata Andress Zeiss...of the Royal House of Zeiss...under the King and Queen of Germany! I AM STUNNED AND OVERJOYED BY YOUR SUCCESSES JANINE! In an 'alternate' universe? (COINCIDENTALLY, I WILL NEVER BE AN ADULTEROR!)

ALOHA AMERICA!

ALOHA GERMANY!

Copyright © Thomas Hsi | Year Posted 2014

Details | Thomas Hsi Poem

I Got Colors

COPYRIGHT 2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
Poetic Lyrics By Thomas Lam Hsi


THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE GOD...THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY...WHO ALONE CAN
SAVE FROM Satan...who plays 'all' roles...the devil...the 'Lord Jesus'...
the 'Father'...the 'Holy Spirit'...all 'Other Gods'...and 'alien gods'...HE...THE
LORD JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF IS FULLY GOD AND MAN...AND HE ALONE...
IS THE ONLY WAY TO GOD THE FATHER...and to an Actual Heaven!




We...got colors 'an...I...got stains!

You...got 'niggas 'an...we...got brothers!

Streets...are dark but...yours...are lite!


Soul to soul 'an...man to man!

Soul to soul 'an...man to man!


You...cheer...my numbers 'an...I vape...'co-caine!

You...cheer...my numbers 'an...I vape...'co-caine!

Streets...are dark but...yours...are lite!


Soul to soul 'an...man to man!

Soul to soul 'an...man to man!


God's...a 'niggah 'an...we...got brothers!

God's...a 'niggah 'an...we...got brothers!


Colors...as stars...not 'co-caine!

Colors...as stars...not 'co-caine!

Colors...as stars...not 'co-caine!


We...got colors 'an...I...got stains!

You...got 'niggahs 'an...we...got brothers!

Streets...are dark but...yours...are lite!


Soul to soul 'an...man to man!

Soul to soul 'an...man to man!

Copyright © Thomas Hsi | Year Posted 2014

Details | Thomas Hsi Poem

Caught Inside Your Video Game

Copyright 2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
POETIC LYRICS BY THOMAS LAM HSI




Lights-'n-cam-ras...hey-ho...oh-ho-ho-ho...
Your dream...games!

Lights-'n-cam-ras...hey-ho...oh-ho-ho-ho...
Your dream...games!

Was I...ever...your princess...pilot...fairy...
Oh-no-no-no!

Was I...ever...your princess...pilot...fairy...
Oh-no-no-no!

Lips...like wine...you'd...say...no way...
Hey...ho-ho-ho...gotta-go!


Caught...inside...a video...game...your game...
No way...no way...hey-ho-ho!

Caught...inside...a video game...your game...
No way...no way...hey-ho-ho!


The only...heartless...game...is...one-with...
Soul-soul-soul...hey-ho!

The only...heartless...game...is...one-with...
Soul-soul-soul...hey-ho!


A TEASER!!!

Copyright © Thomas Hsi | Year Posted 2014

123

Book: Reflection on the Important Things