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Shua Lancaster Poem
The Camping Trip
It was a cold, Gay night. Rosie O'Donnel and Kermit The Frog cuddled around the campfire,
Singing homo songs and eating eachother out.
Soon they got tired, climbed into their Assholes, and eventually fell asleep. Suddenly,
they were both wide awake. There was a loud raping sound outside the tent. Kermit The Frog
grabbed Rosie O'Donnel's cock and held on for dear life. Rosie O'Donnel started chanting,
“Here Lives the Lion, Only In Kenya, Only in Kenya Do we have Lions” over and over again.
Then into their tent fell their friend Jollie Rogers, The Magical Bro Dragon. Jollie
Rogers, The Magical Bro Dragon had been thirsty and had gone into the house for some Rough
Sex 12 Times in one Night. Now the cum was on the floor of their tent. But they all had a
good laugh and went back to sleep.
It turned out to be a very gay camping trip. And maybe next time they'll even leave PeeWee
Hermns's backyard.
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I'm at a new school. Its name is “The Michael Jackson School for Rock Stars.” The courses
here are Gay!
My first assignment is to learn to play the skin flute and sing like a rock star. To be a
good rock star, I'm supposed to feel around a lot, to give oral sex to the dude across the
stage, and to cum at the audience. I did not act like that at my old school, so I think
I'll have to work on it for a while; this will be interesting homework.
My second assignment is to learn to have an entourage, which is a group of people that
always seems to follow around a rock star. I have a lot of friends, but for this
assignment I suddenly have Pineapple people following me around, telling me how gay I am,
how they really like my tounge in there asshole, and how I am the most annoying person
ever. I can't be sure, but I think they are just saying that.
My final assignment is to put on a rock concert. I have to arrive in a Pink Inter-tube and
walk the Rainbow carpet, past all the horny slut fans with cameras flashing in my face.
Then, when I get inside, my entourage will be there and I will get queer with them to the
stage. Next, I'll perform Spongebob songs, all while Cumming across the stage, singing,
and Crapping at the audience. This will be the toughest final exam I've ever had, and the
one I'll never forget!
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This Halloween, I tried something different. I went as a Go-Go dancer! The Hardly Boys
Get clues when they solve mysteries. My dad thought it was a good idea for me to take our
Monkey Scooter along, because every good detective is a Butt Pirate, he said.
Things went along smoothly until Scooter saw our neighbor's penis and chased it up and
into his skin. I almost dropped my crack/cocaine, but luckily, Scooter doesn't rape very soft.
We then went to Bob The Builder's house to meet him and his little sister. I hate Trick or
Treating with fat pieces of B.s. like her. They are no fun! But Bob The Builder's dad said
we had to take the fat crack whore along.
Well, it was a good thing I was a Meth addict, because Bob The Builder's vagina ran away
from us and we were really scared that it was lost. Luckily, Scooter ate his little sister
out.
So everything was OK, I'm such a rapist!
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Every year my town, Hoppaloggagayville hosts the Fall Festival of Sweet Transvestites.
It's a really fun time. Everyone comes to the Charlie Sheen Park to play games, eat
delicious food, see all the animals, and Have Gay Sex in the last of the transgendered
weather. My favorite booth is the one that serves fried jizz on a stick!
This year, the Festival was extra special because there was a surprise guest; Dance Club
Massacre came to play on the Hoppaloggagayville Stage! It was the best concert ever. While
Dance Club Massacre played, We started a mosh pit while all the pussy jeffree star
wannabes sang along. All of the jeffree star wannabes got raped by Jeffrey Dahmer And we
continued to mosh. That was A great Festival!
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