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Best Shmuk Sheck Poems

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ART!!!

art fart mart cart eart yart nart

part oart lart hart gart qart xart

bart zart kart jart rart vart tart

Yahh trick yahhh! Hey soulja boy...yahh trick yahhhhh! hey A***** bogladks;fjsd aldskfjlkasd, Hey calipark 
bads;lkgjl;fdaskfl;klkldjlkfadl ldkfjal;ks dfl, everybody wants to talk everybody wants to jive everybody wants a 
hand-shake or a high-five!



da da da da da da da da da da da da da da daaaaaaa!!!!
Thats all folks!!!


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The lookout point

Oh as the great Ernest Hemmingway once said ... If you can't live without hamsters, they certainly can not live 
with you squishing it with a lemon!

This is one of the greatest sayings I have ever heard by any author...


OK... now for the poetry part...uggghhhhh.


Poetry Poetry... what is poetry
for no man should ever know what the true meaning for this is

The lookout point was published in to a book on may 20, 2009 and will never be forgotten...
unless everybody stops reading books. 

Oh yeah... I almost forgot about the hamsters.... BOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!  The End


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Behold...

behold
behold behold
behold behold behold
behold behold behold behold
behold behold behold behold behold
behold behold behold behold behold behold
behold behold behold behold behold behold behold
behold behold behold behold behold behold
behold behold behold behold behold
behold behold behold behold
behold behold behold
behold behold 
behold


And this is the type of poem that you write when you have a lot of time on your hands and nothing else to do.
I do not recommend you try this at home, for these stunts are dangerous like lifting a can of soda and putting it 
on top of your hamster... Poor hamster... Hey! who told me to put hamsters in to this poem! oh yeah... I did.
ummmmm...... go away now people!!!... I need privacy!!!


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title-less poem

Ahhhhh! Tuesday! AHHHHHHHH! Scarry!! Hey... aren't bow ties cool. Yeah... bow ties are pwnage. 
BABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABBABABABABAB 
ABABBABABABABABABABABBABABABABABABABABABBAABABABABABABABABABABAB

calm...

and that poem was title-less because it was just a spaz attack

POOPIE!

sorry... one more spasm...


ok... you can go away now and not waste any more seconds of your life on this excellent poetry!


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BOOM!!! goes the hamster

(read as fast as you can with an annoying high pitched hamster like voice)

The hamster was in the road one day and BOOM!! he got hit by a garbage truck.

Hamster was singing in the swimming pool one day and a person jumped in and Boom! goes the hamster

Hamster climbed his way to the top of a five foot window (which is like mount everest for a hamster) and BOOM!

Hamster goes BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!!

Either the hamster has bad luck, or is just REALLY CLUMSY...

Bye!!!


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A thought in mind

Thoughts are all that matter... 


Wait, am I writing poetry!?!?!?!?!?!?! ehhh, to heck with it.