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I know a boy named Willy Wolly Way
Parties all night and sleeps all day.
He is a boozer. He is a shmoozer.
Like a tomcat,he must stray.
He is a layer.He is a player.
I know a boy named Willy Wolly Way.

I know a girl named Milly Molly May.
She wants a baby in the worst way.
She is a cutie.She is a beauty.
Has her sights set upon her prey.
She is insistent.She is persistent.
I know a girl named Milly Molly May.

Billy Bolly Cilly Colly Drilly Drolly Filly Folly Gilly Golly Hilly Holly Jilly Jolly

Willy Wolly Way and Milly Molly May
Went up a hill,but not for water.
Milly Molly May forgot her pill.
Nine months later,she had a daughter.
Oh,so glad was Milly Molly May.
Named the infant Dilly Dolly Day.
Oh,so mad was Willy Wolly Way.
So indifferent to Dilly Dolly Day.
Milly Molly May took him to court.
Tried to get some Child support
"I'm not the father",said Willy Wolly Way.
The judge said,"Give me your DNA".
The test confirmed Willy's worst fear.
The judge said "ten thousand bucks a year".
Willy Wolly Way,didn't want to pay.
He left the city the very next day.
Milly Molly May,moved to L.A.
Became a stripper to support Dolly Day.

Lilly Lolly Nilly Nolly Pilly Polly Quilly Quolly Rilly Rolly Silly Solly Tilly Tolly

I know a boy named Willy Wolly Way.
A fugitive in the U.S.A.
He's in a jam now.He's on the lam now.
God knows where he is today.
He couldn't bother being a father.
I know a boy named Willy Wolly Way.

I know a girl named Milly Molly May
She got married in Californiay
She is a dreamer.She is a schemer.
Has a kid with another on the way.
She is so happy.They have a pappy.
I know a girl named Milly Molly May.

Villy Volly Yilly Yolly Zilly Zolly Brilly Brolly Crilly Crolly Drilly Drolly Frilly Frolly
Flilly Flolly Grilly Grolly Glilly Glolly Prilly Prolly Smilly Smolly Shrilly Shrolly Stilly Stolly Shmilly Shmolly Trilly Trolly Zrilly Zrolly

Now,that's the story of Willy Wolly Way!
And,that's the story of Milly Molly May!

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Fabulous Fabiola

There's a girl that I adore.
She works in a flower store.
I love her with all my heart.
Yes, I know we'll never part.
     Fabulous Fabiola
     She's the woman I need.
     Fabulous Fabiola
     She makes me shout and scream.
How can I describe her?
Which word suits her best?
I just feel that this one word 
Is better than the rest.
     Fabulous Fabiola
     I just can't say it enough.
     Fabulous Fabiola
     For me,she's got the right stuff.
GREAT is just O.K.
GROOVY is passe.
SASSY kinda nice.
SWEET is lacking spice
PRETTY IS so so.
GOOD a no no no no no.
     Now I know it's true 
     Just one word will do!
     Fabulous Fabiola
     Fantabulous!  Fantabulous!
     Fabulous Fabiola
     She's Fabiolarific

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Hip Hop Hippie

I'm a Hip Hop Hippie.How do you do?
Simple words and phrases just won't do.
If you really want to blow my mind,
Hit me homey with a funky rhyme.
I'm a dancing, romancing son of a gun.
I'm the dude who's always down for fun.
Here's what I say.
Workers work while players play!

I'm a middle aged Caucasion.
Groovy music's my thing.
Old time rock and rap my passion.
I dig both of them equally.
I'm a father of two children.
19 and 32
Raised them with this quote from Shakespeare.
"To thine own self you must be true".

I'm a Hip Hop Hippie.How do you do.
I was born in 1952.
I'm a boomer but that's technical.
I feel like a millennial.
I've been married for a long time.
My wife's my soulmate.
Making love is still heart pounding.
We are on a lifetime date.

I'm a Hip Hop Hippie,how do you do?
I am living life by my own rules.
Hip Hip Hooray.
Hip Hop Hippie still enjoys a J.
Hip Hip Hooray.
Hip Hop Hippie is a bling gourmet.
Hip Hip Hooray.
Hip Hop Hippie living large today.

Hip Hop Hippie  Hip Hop Hippie  Hip Hop Hippie  HOORAY!

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Sting Me With Your Dipstick

My guy is the man at the local garage.
He fixes cars for a living.
When it comes to making me feel good,
No other guy is so giving.

As for me,I raise and breed some bees
At my place on the edge of town.
Between the honey I get and the honey I've got,
It's the sweetest life around.

My buzzer is buzzing. It's 8 o clock at night.
I know he is there at the door.
I open it up and then I softly say,
Give me what I've waited for.

Sting me with your Dipstick tonight.
Sting me,Sting me with your Dipstick.

Your classy chassis really turns me on.
Your sleek lines make my motor race.
I'm so excited that I can hardly wait,
To put you in my wrap around embrace.

When our passions begin to merge as one,
We will fly through the clouds high above.
Blissful ecstacy will be our reward.
As we drown in the nectar of love.

Get over here! You big bad drone!
Come sit upon your Queen Bee's Throne.
When you pollinate with your V-8,
You put my hive into overdrive! Overdriiiive!!

So,sting me with your Dipstick tonight.
Sting me,sting me with your Dipstick.
With your Dipstick, Tonight,Tonight.All Night,All Night!

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Music - the Universal Language

Hear a song.Dig the sounds.                                                                                     Inside your head they swirl around and round.               
Play a tune.Feel the beat.
You snap your fingers and you tap your feet.
It excites you,delights you.
Makes you want to sing and dance.
It can soothe you,move you.
Even put you in a trance.
Nothing could be more true.
The power music has over you.

It's the wave of the future.
It's a blast from the past.
It's a hit in the present.
Will it fade.Will it last.
Music is universal.All the world loves a song.
Music stirs your emotions.Feelings come,very strong
Hey,that tune is really fine.Got me feeling so sublime
Want to hear it one more time.Got to hear it one more time.

CLASSICAL  JAZZ  HIPHOP  SWING  FOLK  ROCK  BLUEGRASS  POP
GOSPEL  WORLD  R&B. REGGAE  LATIN  EDM  COUNTRY

You can stream it.Play a CD. Hear it canned or hear it live.
Radio TV or PC. Oh what pleasure you'll derive.
Makes you smile.Brings you tears.
How wonderful.It's music to my ears.
Doesn't matter where you're from
A worldwide phenomenon.
Every country. Every tongue. Every culture.
EVERYONE!

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Santa's Covid Crisis

Oh god.Bad news from the North Pole.
The pandemic has taken it's toll.
Santa is in quarantine.
Tested positive for Covid19.
Do not worry for there's somebody
Who's tested positive for Covid antibodies.
Had the disease and now is immune.
Santa's duties she will assume.
She's the one who'll save the day.
Misses Claus will drive the sleigh.
She'll dress up just like her hubby.
She just won't be quite as chubby!

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Twinkie Binky

A woman I knew loved a twinkie.
She also loved a binky.
The cream from the twink,
She'd smear on the bink.
So what do you think?
Is that kinky?

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Karaoke Night

There's a place I(used to)go
When I was feeling low.
Weekly(closed due to covid) singing show.
Karaoke Night.
It(was) a lively place,
Smiles on every face.
Young,old,every race.
Karaoke Night.

Guys gals(would) step up to the microphone.
Sing their favorite songs for you and me.
Some were decent. Some would make you groan.
There were different levels of quality.

DO  RE  MI  FA  SO  LA  TI  DO

DJ called my name.
I was in the game.
3 minutes of fame.
Karaoke Night.

Singing set me free.
Vocal fantasy.
Superstar was me!
Karaoke Night.

DO  TI  LA  SO  FA  MI  RE  DO

I was feeling fine.
Drank some beer and wine.
I had a great time.
Karaoke Night.

Made alot of friends.
Stayed until the end.
I'll go back again(some day hopefully and if they don't go out of business)
KARAOKE NIGHT!!

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Whee Doggie

Don't come around.Stay away from my door.
Don't come around.I don't want you no more.
Don't come around.I have made a decision.
My love's extinct like the passenger pigeon.

Don't send me letters because I'll just trash them.
Don't send me presents because I'll just smash them.
Find someone else who will love and respect you.
Someone who wants you and will not neglect you.

Thought we were perfect,you were my lover.
Thought we were perfect,I needed no other.
Thought we were perfect,but you're good at faking.
Thought you were faithful,but I was mistaken.
I
I came home early one day unexpected.
I got a shock but I did not expect it.
Heard a strange noise coming out of the bedroom.
Sounded like a wolf howling at the full moon.

AHoooooooo!!   AHooooooooooooo!!!

I opened up the door and turned on the light.
The sight that I saw made my hair turn white.

OHHH!  MYYY!  GODDOG!!!!

Best Poems Written by Joe Sandler

Ralph Malph's Mouth

Willy Milly Dilly

Fabulous Fabiola

Hip Hop Hippie

Sting Me With Your Dipstick

Music - the Universal Language

Santa's Covid Crisis

Twinkie Binky

Karaoke Night

Whee Doggie