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Funny Wedding Poems

These Funny Wedding poems are examples of Wedding poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Wedding Funny poems written by international poets.


The crispy crusty bread
The crispy crusty bread
Was as lonely as it gets
As handsome as he was
He had no bride to wed

The crispy crusty bread
He tries all that he...

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© Raki Lyon  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: wedding, celebration, destiny, funny love,



Premium Member The Snowman Takes A Wife
The snowman 
fun and cold 
watching kids. 

Covered in snow 
white head to toe 
sun stay away 
please no melting. 

Frosty is my name 
A...

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Categories: wedding, celebration, fun, love, marriage,

Premium Member Christmas Alone
Quote By Poet "Life is made up of many happy tears and many sad tears"

Theirs was a perfect June wedding,
filled with pretty flowers and a...

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Categories: wedding, day, flower, kiss, love,

Premium Member Bells
The old white wooden church,  
stood tall upon a tree lined mountain.  
The winding dirt road,  
lead us up each Sunday morning....

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Categories: wedding, christmas, love, snow, song,

Premium Member Nameless
"A mother's love is made in heaven." Quote Written By Poet

She was a young and beautiful bride,
then her handsome husband died.
The fast car came out...

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Categories: wedding, baby, happy, mom, parents,



Premium Member Many Years Ago Story Poem
Many years ago,
a simple kiss made her glow.
Love was everywhere,
sweet flowers filled the air.
That day there was no snow,
the warm sand covered a toe.
Her blue...

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Categories: wedding, anniversary, joy, july, kiss,

Duper Woman
I used to miss your touch, now your hands feel like claws

I used to melt in your stare, now your eyes come with bristles

I used...

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Categories: wedding, africa, age, feelings, freedom,

Premium Member Loved and Lost
When I open your book of life,                  ...

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Categories: wedding, animal, car, dad, fun,

Premium Member Tatters
I once was funny, made most people smile.
Children loved me because they didn't know:
I kept them laughing, yet all of the while,
my heart was aching...

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© Ann Peck  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: wedding, children, dedication, happy, heart,

Wrong Sent
I went to a church filled with white
Beds of roses scattered in the site
I stepped aside for the dashing bride
Coming down the aisle, a rushing...

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Categories: funny, wedding,

Premium Member Our Special Days
Our special days,                      ...

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Categories: wedding, flower, friend, fun, uplifting,

Premium Member My Wedding Day Blunder
On the first floor of a hotel in Cape Cod
A larger than average lady got on the elevator

She pressed floor number two
Immediately I blurted out...

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Categories: wedding, funny,

Premium Member July Celebration
I am here to tell a story,                  ...

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Categories: wedding, boy, firework, fun, girl,

Premium Member Life and Away We Go
Life and away we go,                    ...

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Categories: wedding, baby, day, kid, school,

Premium Member The Marriage Marathon
Many years ago when we were all young,                          we dated looking for a...

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Categories: friend, love, wedding,


Book: Shattered Sighs