Unstylish Poems - Poems about Unstylish

...I woke up late this morning, my phone was dead. I guess I never plugged it in, I found it buried under my pillow (erah!). I barely had time for anything, just managing to cover the basics as the “Who......Read the rest...

...Preposterous that she should spank her little boy For being sleepy at eight o’clock in a fine restaurant [Preposterous that I didn’t tell her what I thought About her inappropriate, un......Read the rest...

...Unstylish twin brothers, the Fritzes were gluing on crackers (in bitses)! Were they nuts in the head? When we asked them, they said, “We’re just trying to put on the Ritzes!” ......Read the rest...

...I dance unfashionably when no one else is home I talk like Alvin from the chipmunks and Linda Richmond from SNL I wear unstylish clothing to the gym and do weird looking exercises I do tricks on my ......Read the rest...

...I was standing in a store getting veggies and cheese when commotion, nay, uproar made me drop my canned peas. Picking the can off the floor, trying to understand, I searched for the uproar's ......Read the rest...