Funny Senryu Poems

Then, the Good Old Days
Better than what’s now, always
This law, all obeys

When, in good times past
Bygones better, Everlast
Nows always surpassed

And, back further still
Even better then,...

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Chickens aim so high.
Aha! That's what I thought too,
When I hear you cluck....

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Two wiener dogs meet
Each yap loudly, strangely greet
Oddly on the street

Hounds bite other's butt 
Owner blames the other's mutt
Not open and shut

I note discreetly,
"Both were...

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the tablecloth stained -
old couple had gravy on
their chins, no napkins
...

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news depresses friends
tall tales hurt their funny bone
go tickle a lie
...

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I felt like a book 
very tired old and worn out 
needing rest on shelf....

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she seemed cute to me
     tee shirt said up for a hug
so, I grabbed a hold

the other side said
  ...

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mistletoe season ~
	time to pucker up and kiss
		the dung on a stick...

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Lord, please help us all,
Stupid stoner is again
Bouncing off the walls....

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        exult, newlyweds 

     you're truly invincible ~

   aaarrrgghh! toilet seat's wet...

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Walking farts don't count 
it's the silent deadly ones 
that leave people in disbelief...

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a stroll in the field
the essence of barnyard
between the toes...

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to know or believe 
   conviction a funny word~
   doubtless to a fault


***...

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lodged in fragrant loo
crap craves to be there for good...
loathes flush inventor...

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Throned green eyed rat in
golden trap of cheesy poo
he rules like a king ...

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