Rube Poems - Poems about Rube

...A fanta see overrides reality! Hello? I like to get positioned for sixty nine. Are you looking for a scheming, schlepping, and schvitzing writer? natural body and laid-back vibe?? I'm al......Read the rest...

...If you are going to clone a clown you need a giant test tube. This was stated by my ignoramous of a cousin, we call Rube. He ordered the biggest one that a Prime truck could deliver. I believe I w......Read the rest...

...Rubik’s cube: six faces, nine tiles per Sort out so colors, sides are uniform The rubric? No clue here… Cubic rube ---------- Another tricube, naturally. I was a candidate for the "......Read the rest...

......He left here there, and she had a stunned look, so did the first responders standing by, no one had ever heard Dan talk that much, much less express the feelings deep inside. Needless to say......Read the rest...

...EDGAR CAYCE True, true, my hands are soft– not overworked, nor lined by heavy labor-- nor calloused -- the soft hands of a gentleman, perhaps! But my manners are rough and countryf......Read the rest...

...I don't like Sunday night It doesn't like me It's the end of the weekend which doesn't fill me with glee Tomorrow morning begins the workweek's dull grind that some just can't wait for ......Read the rest...

...A new day perhaps, of immeasurable tin, sound of din A hurricane noise, a thrall of riotous cuts, although thin The blood-curdle choke of rage from before Now purchased like plasma from the needle......Read the rest...

...To jitterbug and jive, perhaps to feel alive; Dreaming that I too could dance as well as you; Strutting to a tango in Chichicastenango Touring a veranda edged with jacaranda. Four eyes eagerly da......Read the rest...

... Marginalized middle finger people moving upwardly mobile on a quality-of-life escalator going always down Mall pallbearers for the palladium pocketeers, (them who bring forth weekly ......Read the rest...

...Might sightless worms express surprise If evolution gave them eyes And brains to sport (of larger size) To grok verse modern poet throws, Sing, "Rose is rose is rose is rose!" Snort scentless......Read the rest...

...The Bloody Road to Calvary © Ben Burton 4/11/2019 They scourged this common criminal, the man who would be king He was a Jew and that alone was reason to demean In bawdy reverie they whipped Hi......Read the rest...

...Sewers possess a beauty all their own belching gas you can hear them hiss and groan. A maze that stretches for hundreds of miles they remove our stench and leave us with smiles. Such ......Read the rest...

... Ganksta fools coming at you incorrect like thugs Political dull tools: Criminal IQ fakers showing total disrespect — Tick-tock bugs Clock benders of societal rules, indecent l......Read the rest...

...Hey Rude, it ain't all that bad Take a sad song and make it glad Beatles had it down pat Now Jacko wears the hat Giggling till a respirator they had to add......Read the rest...

...Hello? I like to get six + 9 ??Are you?????? schlepping writer,?? natural body and laid-back vibe??  I'm all about therapeutic touch via nuts and life of bee dogged trees! teasing with idealism......Read the rest...