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I'm One Hundred!

And so it is that on this day,
I can loud and proudly say,
I’m one hundred!
I’m one hundred!

I still remember the dust bowl,
and now I’ve reached this lofty goal.
I’m one hundred!
I’m one hundred!

And what do I get when I reach this goal?
My reward is a peach in my oatmeal bowl.
I’m one hundred!
I’m one hundred!

Even I was once a kid! 
And I can remember what I did. 
I’m one hundred!
I’m one hundred!

In hide and seek I outdid.
Nobody found me, I’m still hid.
I’m one hundred!
I’m one hundred!

Climate change is on its way.
It gets hotter every day.
I’m one hundred!
I’m one hundred!

There’s a reason why I still care.
Though, I don’t need to cut my hair.
I’m one hundred!
I’m one hundred!

Life was harder once for sure.
Oh, the hard work I did endure!
I’m one hundred!
I’m one hundred!

And new skills, now I must hone.
In order to use my new iPhone.
I’m one hundred!
I’m one hundred!

I’ve seen it all through my own eyes.
Everything I say is wise.
I’m one hundred!
I’m one hundred!

I’m the smartest one around.
Everything I say is sound.
I’m one hundred!
I’m one hundred!

But I can no more do a cartwheel. 
At the very least, I’ll break a heel.
I’m one hundred!
I’m one hundred!

No, a back flip I cannot do. 
I’ll break at least a bone or two.
I’m one hundred!
I’m one hundred!

My great-grandchild was born today.
In a hundred years, he’ll toot his horn to say:
I’m one hundred!
I’m one hundred!

Copyright © David Crandall

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