I wasn't sure what it was he said but it meant a lot to me
KEY:
A: An American Man
B: A British Man
*It be a late evening in a semi-lively lightly plastered crowded pub near Bavarian Village in Hyde Park, London, England, UK.
A: "Charlie 'Ole England, hey, my friend!"
B: "Eh, 'tis bloke sez, Charl'lee, like Joel'lee eh, tat's a rich one, you're from the States?"
A: "Yes, I am, excuse me, but I'm actually looking for the bathroom, --bad!"
B: "You mean the loo, wel' ya do look a bit heady, wright down ther' at the n'd of the 'allway!"
A: "Thanks, my friend!"
B: "Bez' be off wit' ya, matey, ther'd mite-be a Q down ther'!"
A: "A what?" (Halfway down the hallway he stops and turns)
B: "A LINE!"
A: "Oh."
B: "Off too the lil' boys room wit' ya, ore ther'd be a Spring in ya, Summin' up long befor' the Fall in Winter's Hole!" "HA!" (the Pub breaks out laughing)
A: "Oh whatever, ah! This must be Windsor Hall?"
#1. I wasn’t sure what it was he said but it meant a lot to me.
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