Pronunciation Poems - Poems about Pronunciation

...PENKNOB: Is our household word that my kids euphemistically created of the two phrases that I purposely refrained its actual pronunciation by slurring PENKNOB: Phrase #1. Hands-Off/or don'......Read the rest...

... as chopsticks for soup like a monkey eating scotch bonnets you have to want it good luck is a myth thin as a Theban cookie as your skin if you don't get it checked-off triggers in ac......Read the rest...

...Pronouncing gives me stress. With syllables to chance, could ‘monchielle’ be French? I feel I can’t advance, a poilu in a trench. Pronouncing gives me stress. Italians insist words like ‘mon......Read the rest...

...A sacred secretion wells up in the deepest of depths. Hearts melt at the mere pronunciation of the word love. Circumscribing human strengths and weaknesses at all lengths Love permeates the earth......Read the rest...

...CONTRI and DISTRI Someone somewhere decided English needed to be changed. As usual with our copy-cat world, so dire an unthinking band wagon has spread as a forest fire. An academic,typically v......Read the rest...

... Let's Rhyme It’s rhyming recitation, No race or competition; Memorize table of multiplication, Which is a short way of addition. Addition is a numerical expansion, It’s an opposit......Read the rest...

...When accidental auroras stroll along the pale highlights of camouflaging corpses and death blossoms in vulturous hearts of dreadful puppets, she always holds pixie dusts of strawberry s......Read the rest...

...Let's dwell a tiny bit on that skill most hanker after, of mastering a language that especially enthrals, infused with magic rhythm so fervent, pulsing music lilt, anthem-rich samba, think fo......Read the rest...

...It's the marketers in the room Who must be in a state We have a wine with a name Impossible to articulate There are basic rules to obey When creating a brand Simple, one or two syllables Eas......Read the rest...

...The Square Root of Beiruit    Ten men bending while theyre pretending to be near the ending A capitalist nightmare glares like rotten fruit The squate root of Beiruit No it isn’t fair, so they’l......Read the rest...

...They walked around the pond speaking of the beautiful lotes she told a story of someone From her youth about the legend of "Apache Tears" a man who cried when someone spoke his name. She said h......Read the rest...

...I am a cow Of course most of you reading this are also cows But I have heard a rumor that those creatures Who walk on two legs Humans Have learned to read (moo) I can only say What is th......Read the rest...

...#I came across a clip of a beautiful young Scottish lad from the show Little Big Shots hosted by Steve Harvey on YouTube. Well, a topic of favorite foods was discussed and this adorable kid excla......Read the rest...

...I offen soffen neether content nor intent, eether explicit or implicit about devices to rearrange things in the Care-ah-beein Sea or pahkin karz at Hahvad ......Read the rest...

..."Imagination is as imagination does." -- a poet of a truly handsome imagination * * * On every "Help! Oh, help! I'm in a Pickle!" Pickle Day, Ms. Superhero Fancy one true super-du......Read the rest...