Funny Personification Poems
These Funny Personification poems are examples of Personification poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Personification Funny poems written by international poets.
The Glass Ceiling
The Glass Ceiling
“Woe there sister, where do you think you're going?
Turn around, go back, stop, cease, desist!
Nothing for you above my see-through barrier....
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culture, funny, gender, hyperbole,
Mountain erring is human - Kafkaesque personification of a mountainMountainous - there's a joke in there somewhere
Funny how I just appeared one day
Or at least that's how it feels
I've observed others rise and fall
Whilst...
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surreal,
A Fruitful FruitThe smell of cantaloupe is enticing
Yearning to feel it’s smoothly texture
It beckons me to it with an unworldly call
The slippery flesh is on my earthly...
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appreciation, candy, desire, food,
Voices Staring at MeUp here Inside there at the Center
My Voices quickly Come slap again
They Point it out and Run it down harsh
It Smarts
Voices Voices I got it...
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personification, confidence, cool, encouraging, imagery,
What Name Would You Give MeThis may seem lame.
Let’s make it a game.
I’ll give you a clue.
You try to guess who.
Proceeding my entrance by just a short while,
Is often...
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cute, emotions, fun, funny,
Why No Video---RevisedI grow so tired of berries, ants, and nuts.
I dream of chowing down on something new.
Since where I live, the prospects are quite slim,
from time...
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Categories:
animal, people,
Interview With a Dying Tree"Nope, nope, nope! I already know why you're here. Don't you dare fell me with that chainsaw!," exclaims the dying tree.
"Well, I need firewood. It's...
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tree,
Cat TextingOkay, so Mom got me my own smart-phone,
now I can have fun when I’m home alone.
I can see the addiction to this thing,
I can finally...
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animal, fun, funny, nature,
A Skunk's 'Tale',A Skunk’s ‘Tale’,
Twas a puzzling mid-summer’s eve
When I became acquainted with Steve
Bear with if you can
For Steve’s not a man
He’s an odd little skunk who...
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personification, animal, car, conflict, fantasy,
If My Doggy CouldWhat if my doggy could learn how to read?
Would the library have all the books he might need?
Would he stay up all night reading, "How...
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Categories:
best friend, dog, friend,
Jenky DonkeyMy donkey is Jenky
I knew from the start.
I tried not to love him
but he stole my heart.
Every morning he smile,
Gently kiss my forehead.
Coming rite...
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Categories:
funny love,
Five Red PencilsFive red pencils,
Fighing in the class.
First one said,
I am bigger than you are.
The second one said,
I am the strongest.
The third one screamed,
I write so well.
The...
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fun, funny, humor, humorous,
DepressionShe lingers waiting for me to make a mistake.
I feel her, sneering at me, ready to pounce.
Unsure how she originated, but I keep her masked.
Cover...
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Categories:
depression,
Said Every CatI don’t remember you ever saying counters were off limits ~
AP: Honorable Mention 2021
Originally posted on February 20, 2021...
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personification, cat, character, funny, games,
I Got YouI GOT YOU
I remember how you told me our love affair had to end
We couldn’t be lovers we could only be friends
I was so afraid...
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Categories:
relationship,