Naughty Poems - Poems about Naughty

... Had a wild dream just the other night Was a ruler of a distant planet With forty-two slave girls to do my bidding All gorgeous with naughty habits Customs were quite a bit different......Read the rest...

...These are poems about sinking, poems about drowning, poems about loss, and poems about new discoveries we sometimes make while feeling lost... Sinking by Michael R. Burch for Virginia Wool......Read the rest...

...To the successful best ... I can see the future, it's been calling me I'm gonna live my life, it's how it's gonna be Some people never listen, Some people gotta burn They never h......Read the rest...

...Ex-presidents There was a man, not very tall, selling pornographic pictures at a corner of a street Once he had all the power, one could dream of, as a military junta took his job, and sin......Read the rest...

...There has been a conflict between us crazy rivals and these naughty mouths; we haven't been honest! It's the final demand, take back the gift that you already sent; apologize to make up or......Read the rest...

...Gallstones as big as pizza pies, Indigestion led to surprise, Surgeon smiled like Mona Lisa, Did you eat that much pizza? Fair, fat and forty, Fatbuckles, you were naughty! Bells did ring, tin......Read the rest...

...There once was a yellow canary sage, Who trapped a naughty cat in a cage. With feathers so bright, It plotted all night, Till the cat escaped and ate it in rage.......Read the rest...

...Hop - two, three, four. Socks - two, three, four. Wait a minute! Where Is Red One's partner? Not over here. Not over there. Not behind the pillow Or under the chair! Red Two must be p......Read the rest...

...It's time for me to devise a plan. I must catch that kitty if I can. I will watch his rage Locked inside my cage, Recording him on the web cam. His yellow eyes glare; They're fixed on me. The......Read the rest...

...When every conceivable fetish has been entertained What is left to satisfy? When every want Has been had Where do we find the next fad? When every way to pop your cork has been done What is lef......Read the rest...

... I've written about chickens with big fat legs Told of eating my way through the fridge My psychiatrist says I'm really quite normal Though I feel unbalanced, a smidge I've heard of ......Read the rest...

...Light a candle Dim the lights Shut off the phone And all alone Open the draw that holds your secret hoard And lock the door You don't want to be caught It's your time Get comfortable and snug......Read the rest...

...Quote: And the tree said to the wind: “Leaf me alone!” -- unknown I am the invisible wind, always present but never seen I'm not just a void; I can be gentle, whispering songs through leaves ......Read the rest...

... For a man of my age, I should no longer dream Of pretty young fillies, quite naughty it seems But we don't lose the joy to gawk and to stare When the sweet scent of female fills up t......Read the rest...

...Silly things sometimes emanate in amazing success. Silly people by mistake disclose secrets and confess. Silly reasons stem a quarrel between a lovely pair. Silly d......Read the rest...