Great Dane Poems - Poems about Great Dane

...Fast a sleep in a reclining chair, woke from slumber, by crashing thunder Suddenly the lights go out and the TV flickers in and out Darkness comes about, silence of the TV seems to just shout Daze......Read the rest...

...I'm a flower fairy, And my name is Carrie, My best friend is Barry; All flowers, we do tend, Sunrays, on them we send, Make sure petals opened; Treasure hunt when we're free......Read the rest...

...Why "Sharp Gate"? Yesterday, my postman asked the very question you are asking me now. Well, I named my house after the famous gate in Vilnius. It might make a local burgler think twice. After......Read the rest...

...The Spaniel A Spaniel that uses its head Can tell when its owner’s unfed So instead of a duck That is down on its luck Will deliver a pizza instead The Afghan Hound The......Read the rest...

...The Bichon Frise The Bichon in chiffon looks so frou That the crowd duly wowed has to coo ‘Til the dog starts to droop And its owner to scoop Some acutely embarrassing doo The ......Read the rest...

...The store sign read “The Christmas House” so we walked right in, greeted by giant Mouse! Upon his head was a fluffy Santa Cap; truly he was quite a friendly chap. In the warm Foyer he took m......Read the rest...

...Welcome to the land of Me. The land of hope, the island of see. I do my best to uplift faeries, muses and elf. In particular, I lift myself. Joyous I am, on a daily scale, from bed to door…. F......Read the rest...

...A high-strung duck on a ranch up in Maine is best pals with a wistful Great Dane One goes quack! Quack! Quack! while the other lays back Their friendship is hard to is hard to explain 6/8/22......Read the rest...

...My guru carries a set of brass knuckles you'd think he'd be all yes sir and no sir but instead I get ahah hoho and egad I can't do anything right on my best day and I have the branding iron scars......Read the rest...

...My husband knew I would break down and clean something. Because company is coming tomorrow, for my birthday. I am coughing, spitting and snarling up Great Dane mix puppy hair. I made the mistake ......Read the rest...

...We have had chewing puppies before we got Buddy. But this is the first time we have had a dog with indestructible teeth. Buddy can chew through tin cans. He chews electrical cords as if they were ......Read the rest...

...A brave, playful, and loyal Great Dane lives on golden wheat fields in central Ukraine With happy farm kids around no better life can be found unless Putin does something insane......Read the rest...

...A Great Dane kind, giving, and mellow is Idaho’s most saintly fellow Whenever he’s near folks clap, chant and cheer: You’re the pride of all Pocatello!......Read the rest...

...A woman who could touch her toes Always knew which way the wind blows For when she bent over A great Dane named Rover Proved farting is best wearing clothes......Read the rest...

...A much-celebrated psychic Great Dane Has his fans waltzing down memory lane A dandy clairvoyant And often flamboyant Folks greet friends who no longer remain 1/6/22......Read the rest...