Got Hosed Poems - Poems about Got Hosed

...What I thought I knew is no more But a stranger knocking at my door Willful cunning the mask you wear Cheshire smile slinking to get near And I the blinded beguiling beast Let you come in to sa......Read the rest...

...Octavius Australopithecus Decided he would take a leak with us He aimed his big shooter Hosed down an armed looter Now relieved ~ his reward superfluous......Read the rest...

...MockingBird Mockingbird can't fly, Mockingbird can't sing, She's not allowed to do anything. Cold naked, all alone, in dark dirty room that, daddy calls her home. Strapped in ......Read the rest...

...Positive Airway Pressure For your sleeping pleasure Use that humidifier Or your throat will be on fire Getting started with a C-PAP, You’re going to need a nap......Read the rest...

...Posterity Adam, the man, was up early and stood on the terrace his body was pale as the unborn sun sitting on the low wall on the terrace, he evacuated down to the roof of a neighbour. Since......Read the rest...

...It’s sleeting in Nectar; there's no pollen to sneeze. The bees have skipped south for a tropical breeze. Dear honey, I’m frozen; I ache in the knees. It’s sleeting in Nectar; send warm weather ple......Read the rest...

...Compared with us, the kids today Too little play and too much weigh. Alone indoors they snack and sit And buttons hit, while we stayed fit. We'd quickly chores and homework do, Then dash th......Read the rest...

...The New Year better be, don’t make me punch your nose. If love abounds you’ll see, no need to come to blows. An even year of highs, except reduce my size. Tell us the honest news, don’t make our t......Read the rest...

...I’m a ‘bar-back’, I stack, I pull up the crates, unpack and rack. I hump boxes of glasses in, then I hump them out again. I roll barrels into a hand-cranked elevator, then roll the empties into ......Read the rest...

...in again had clocked thoughts from my mind had been blocked my brain tightly locked concept corrected mind with body connected my brains collected had been head scratcher not ever virus ca......Read the rest...

...This poor dope needs to work on his memory - Early one morning while me and the wife were lying in bed…in the raw… She caught me staring at what I would feel was the cutest girl I ever saw. ......Read the rest...

..."Holy Humor" Posted 1 Mar 2021 if you need an ark to save two of each animal i Noah guy creating Eve was the first known example of splitting the Adam fa......Read the rest...

...My wife and I were traveling down the road one afternoon When she said, “Honey, I could use a pit-stop pretty soon.” Now…we all know the feeling when old Mother Nature calls, So I said, “As yo......Read the rest...

...Thanks for making us tough, ever so rough Black in the Day, Black in today They still do us harm when caught unarmed Still trying to hold us back, still mad because we’re black No matter how ......Read the rest...

...Overboard (commentary on the January 6, 2021 capitol invasion) By Franklin Price 01/17/2021 Many have gone overboard, as we sail the ship of state What Donald Trump did on the sixth, was far f......Read the rest...