Funny Girlfriend Poems
These Funny Girlfriend poems are examples of Girlfriend poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Girlfriend Funny poems written by international poets.
I Know a GirlI KNOW A GIRL WHO IS INNOCENT AND WHOSE HEART IS SO PURE
TRUSTWORTHY AND TRUE, A GEM OF KIND
WHOSE BEAUTY AND GRACE, ARE ALWAYS ON...
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girlfriend, anxiety, care, funny love,
Gormless Sue Part two
I once told a story about my
Ex-girlfriend Gormless Sue
Well that was part one
And this is part two
Gormless Sue had a farm
She lived in a...
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Categories:
girlfriend, anger, boyfriend, community, confusion,
A Lost CanaryThere was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellow canary,
and trusted its care while gone to...
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bird, boyfriend, funny, girlfriend,
When Undies GoEasing the panties down off of a cutie
Provides a good view of her natural beauty
With delicate fabric then out of the way
That play field's clear...
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girlfriend, appreciation, beautiful, body, funny
The Unsupervised Stop SignMany years ago,
girls wore girdles.
The tight uncomfortable things,
they held one in tight.
One summer's night,
I snuck my girlfriend out.
We were off on a double date,
a night...
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Categories:
boy, girlfriend, humor, night,
To Her*To Her*
I haven't told you yet
How much you mean to me
How much i admire you
I haven't told you yet
About all the happiness you bring
About all...
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girlfriend, addiction, dedication, funny love,
You CameToday I want to sing a song,
I write an ode to sunny days , to love .
To you and your translucent ways,
Cause like you...
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girlfriend, boyfriend, celebration, confidence, cute
Together Against To the OddsTogether Against the Odds
Though I may be poor,
My love for her is rich and pure,
She may have other boys in store,
But I know her heart...
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Categories:
girlfriend, allusion, beautiful, boyfriend, break
Trendy
in a dream a record store
groovy man its lesley gore
voice mid soprano
with a piano
sleepy sandmans muzak score.
...
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girlfriend, dream, for teens, funny,
Catfishing
I've never had a one-night stand,
with me it always was the family plan;
I thought I found Mr. Right
seems I only saw him with...
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girlfriend, betrayal, cat, dedication, fishing,
Nawty ThereNawty There
How can I address you properly?
You can't take off my dress
You nawty child
You've gotten her pregnant!
Get out of this house now
He was pulling one...
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Categories:
crazy, girlfriend, joy,
I Will Fight For You DearI Will Fight For You:
You will never know how much I love you my dear,
You are not far away, but deep in my heart...
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Categories:
girlfriend, crush, cute love, for
The Yellowish CanaryThere was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellowish canary,
and trusted it’s care while gone to...
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Categories:
boyfriend, funny, girlfriend, life,
A Cooling Offcandelabrum jewelled,
my neighbor fingers flames snuffed
out on perfumed sticks
candelabrum fueled,
I'm jilted once it's tilted
waxing my toupee
bug-eyed reflective,
buffed elevator floor wax,
I fume toward the roof
comfort...
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Categories:
girlfriend, break up, depression, desire,
I Wanna End MeI Wanna End Me
It’s chill dawg. I’m just a savage. Gotta take that redpill homie. Two squared. Remember the illusion and have a giggle. No...
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Categories:
girlfriend, cheer up, destiny, flying,