Funny Funeral Poems
These Funny Funeral poems are examples of Funeral poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Funeral Funny poems written by international poets.
Here come the graveyard groupiesLook out you might see them,
scuttling down your street,
patting the neighbour’s dog,
nodding to people they meet.
They lurk on hospital corridors,
wearing their black shiny shoes,
then...
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death, funeral, funny,
Satirical Journal Entry 1 Attempting Suicide: Just The BeginningSatirical Journal Entry #1
Attempting Suicide:
Just The Beginning!
If I killed myself today would anyone notice? Would anyone be at my
funeral?
If so, would they come just...
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funeral, funny, humor, satire,
Friendly InvasionWar is never nice and friendly
Make no error about it
Invasion is war, death of a country
Nostra culpa est
There is no amicable invasion
Obviously, this is an...
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funeral, africa, america, conflict, death,
To Whom It May ConcernTo whom it may concern,
For time will surely tell,
I write to my loved ones
To say that I am well.
I scarcely can recall
A time more I...
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death, eulogy, funeral, funny,
Gentle Jim
Here lies little Bill –
He took such a bad spill…
It happened at his still,
Making liquor was his thrill
Here lies gentle Jim –
His heart was never...
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crazy, death, funeral, funny,
The Pun Fun In Funeral With a Little Onion BreathIn prepping for a funeral
The family gathered in the hall
They sat there all mourning
Even though it was nightfall
He had eaten lots of vegetables
Yet, he...
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funeral, dark, funny, silly,
White Noise Blues(after the novel)
I don’t care about fashion
I just try to keep warm
I’ve heard all about passion
Sounds like a great big storm
I stay out of the...
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funeral, america, anxiety, confusion, fantasy,
Wish She Was a LiveI wish she was alive,
I simply wish she was alive,
The mother I lost a year prior,
If by some stroke of good luck God
Could defer her...
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funeral, anxiety, bereavement, death of
Execution PlanYou and Police and execution Plan
Aren't you belong to the same Clan
Target killing and fake encounters
Ransom and extortion money
This is not funny.....
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anti bullying, anxiety, funeral,
A Comic's Final Joke - During the Covid PandemicWritten by Gail DeBole
On December 8, 2021
Before his fans entered the funeral’s door
They all read a sign that they couldn’t ignore.
The sign listed rules to...
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funeral, death, funny, humor, humorous,
Uncle AlbertHe was always known to everyone as Uncle Albert,
He used to sign all my birthday cards as Uncle Albert,
He used to turn around when I...
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funeral, dark, death, family, fun,
My Magical GardenIn my magical garden, ...
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flower, funeral, garden, love,
ButterflyI see the butterfly and I ask why
Why did you have to go?
If I know anything, it's that it doesn't make any sense to me....
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funeral,
Upon My Two KneesGosh-o-Roonies, said the Moonies,
Drag you out into the boonies
Watch you be cut up by loonies
Feed you to the starving goonies....
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death, funeral, funny, humor,
FlippancyFlippancy
Projects held together,
with tiny threads of hope.
Cut with sharp scissors,
a knife, or razor-blade...
Putting hard work into a thing...
each giving their all,...
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Categories:
america, forgiveness, friendship, funeral,