Dork Poems - Poems about Dork

...Evening time, behind closed doors Like before the play’s beginning Just because of the because Telephone keeps ringing Sending beeps without a cause And it always comes abrupt Just because o......Read the rest...

...You can blame me for the wars And eclipse me for the nation Close before me gates and doors To prevent contamination You can treat me like a fool Talk to me like I’m a child Who had listened t......Read the rest...

...Mom spilled hot stew, wets a pal, lap short-shorts, Dad yelled its hot, loop pool pop dive exhorts, Mom says not that sort of hot, Pip, spi......Read the rest...

...Bully me, yours truly never ordained, gifted, or blessed with mien mean characteristic evoking, jump/kickstarting, representing, nor zapping friend or foe courtesy fiery intimidation if anythi......Read the rest...

...The final frontier – post consciousness as imagined by cogent, fervent, intelligent, lucent, occident, reticent, and uneminent nonestablishmentarian. The following disquisition initially des......Read the rest...

...While some lines found here may offend I think of you all as a friend If it's too hard to take These ideas for Pete's sake Just call me a dork and hit send......Read the rest...

...Who are the ugly people? I cannot really see Your nose is a tad wonky But seems perfectly shaped to me Who are the ugly people? Perhaps the way you stroll Is not quite catwalk ready But you ......Read the rest...

...Speech Gets Silenced 8/23/2023 . If you follow all laws and pay all your taxes. Prepare for FEDS to come after you.! If you dare worry about your r......Read the rest...

...I once had a buddy named Bob He was an unbearable slob I pressed him a suit And dressed him up cute He dirtied it quickly, the knob.......Read the rest...

...Badger Daddy Dork got the bill from the stork. His temper hit the top of his head with a pow. Badger Mommy unwrapped the baby and said wow! Pay the stork whatever he wants, she said to Dork. Yo......Read the rest...

...The food was chased by a bent tine fork Along the surface of a smooth glass plate, Eventually was skewered with brute force torque. A similar force confronted an unyielding cork But for this ev......Read the rest...

...“Hello Pumpkin! You’re gourd-geous in your striped orange number!” * Just boo-tiful! Witch is why, I want to take you to my home.” “I’d rather patch things up here,” she says. He takes h......Read the rest...

...Courtesy of one or more tradesmen, first Monday in September set aside for employees able, eager, ready and willing to acquire money to marry groom or bride climb the corporate ladder or be......Read the rest...

...This one's a dork That one's a nerd Both of 'em geeks Couple of nerds This all started with fraternity rush 'Carry my bags! You freshman plebe......Read the rest...

...A crude young fellow from upstate New York He never learned to handle a fork He jabbed at his food In fact, he was quite rude And he behaved like a back country dork. ......Read the rest...