Funny Child Poems
These Funny Child poems are examples of Child poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Child Funny poems written by international poets.
Conversations with my Son
He’s got plans to meet his friend,
And he’s putting things in his pockets, his wallet, his keys, a set of dice.
‘I can’t forget these dice’...
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Categories:
child, funny, humor, mother
Fish PartyEach goldfish
is like a birthday candle
of flickering fins;
or under-water sparkles
of sunlit sugar
sprinkled, trickled, rippled.
My face is staring
over the pond;
they gather
for party bags
we call stinky-fish-food,
while cloud-balloons
make...
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Categories:
child, fish,
Naps
Stretched out,
On a daycare cot.
Told to take a nap,
...
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Categories:
brother, child, funny, kindergarten,
That Was Then, This Is Now
I love hearing stories,
stories from my grandparents.
They love to tell stories,
stories from many years ago.
Grandma tells about bread,
when black showed up they would cut if off.
Then...
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Categories:
blue, child, food, grandparents,
Her Adamant FaceAdamant Face
My mother used to say with an adamant face, "There is a place for everything and for everything a place!”
My goodness, this house is...
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Categories:
childhood, family, fun, my
Squirm the GermSquirm the Germ
Vs.1
There’s a germ, his name is Squirm, he lives inside our head, and when we cough or sneeze or wheeze, he jumps...
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Categories:
caregiving, child, education, health,
Blame
Quote: A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else. By John Burroughs
Life has many ups...
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Categories:
child, hurt, life, people,
Thunder
I will roar,
I am not a bore.
My loud sound may put you on the floor,
or hiding behind a door.
They tell children I am angels bowling,
no...
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Categories:
angel, child, fun, rain,
BLACK AND WHITE
A lonely young girl,
dreams each night for a doggy.
A new furry friend to hold tight,
a new friend to play with.
Someone to love,
someone to care for.
One...
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Categories:
child, friend, heaven, love,
Power To Change Just One Thing
For some this is funny,
for others it is dead serious.
This may not be earth shattering to you,
but for many it is.
Why have most bathrooms taken...
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Categories:
baby, child, emotions, feelings,
Guess Who
Who was a family show singer,
when her young daughter tried to be a dead ringer.
He brought her to life,
then she became his wife.
Her...
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Categories:
child, color, dance, family,
Bunnies Welcome Spring
As a kid I had three bunnies,
they were free I paid no moneys.
It was Easter time,
I had won them and they were all mine.
I had...
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Categories:
animal, child, dad, easter,
Ruminant Child
Mary possessed a ruminant child
its fuzziness was sickly pale
and as Mary moved about
the child would take the same trail.
He tracked her to a learning...
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Categories:
child, cute, fun, giggle, humor,
Avuncular viscosity ::Graphic content::
(Probably more a short story than free verse
In any case it’s true,
seen through my eyes as a child)
He was a heavy smoker sat by...
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Categories:
child, perspective, truth,
FBI ALL ABOARDWe'd opened ourselves up to fascist beliefs
we'd catered to the raw findings of mental angst
an yet we knew going under cover would somehow...
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Categories:
america, anxiety, my child,