Cheap Date Poems - Poems about Cheap Date

...What do the dodgers dodge? Remind me to lace up my socks, Put on my boots and be born again. Trained and ready, steady, go! An old man’s antlers in the rutt, Dangling keys riding on hips of s......Read the rest...

...What do the dodgers dodge? Remind me to lace up my socks, Put on my boots and be born again. Trained and ready, steady, go! An old man’s antlers in the rutt, Dangling keys riding on hips of s......Read the rest...

...waitress garcon waiter what country am i in to say no more give my wife mi esposa no vino even if she asks for more she doesn't no gracias from your grazie so s'il vous plai......Read the rest...

...Vicks Mentholatum. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I sometimes open the jar and stick my nose in for a little smell Which turns into a big smell, a little on my nose, some around my Neck, and finally I b......Read the rest...

...My date said, “I always order water on my dates.” “Then I can save a couple of bucks, which is great.” Alarm bells started to go off in my mind. This match.com guy was either broke or cheap, and n......Read the rest...

...About my name. If only I could have had more input! But you were so busy reading "What to Expect" that you Weren't expecting how much everyone would hate my name! Rhymes, people, rhymes! Why do ......Read the rest...

...Once transformed into an angel of light Bite into, Having long viscous fangs that bite Gone our the lost days of getting respect now in a daze Perhaps this is the politically incorrect faze? ......Read the rest...