Best Microsoft Poems
Below are the all-time best Microsoft poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of microsoft poems written by PoetrySoup members
Are You There God Its Me MicrosoftMy computer glared with social hate
I buried my head down
It beeped a message
Telling me; we should really spend less time together,
I just think your...
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Categories:
microsoft, funny, people, recovery from...,
Form:
Personification
Incredible IndiaWe are the Indians noted for our humanness and calm nature
With no harshness in our Principles and ideals.
We are open minded, emotional and good natured
Our...
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Categories:
microsoft, patriotic, integrity, universe,
Form:
Epic
William Henry GatesWilliam Henry Gates
Never lifted weights
He spent his time in the loft
inventing a thing called Microsoft
5/28/15...
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microsoft, people,
Form:
Clerihew
I'M Lost For WordsI can’t think of a theme I confess
and doubting I’ll please John Lawless
I’m ahhing and umming
and no words are coming
my shattered nerves are such a...
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Categories:
microsoft, humorous, poetry, words,
Form:
Limerick
Digitalized LivesFacebook, Amazon, Google, and
Microsoft too, are all out to replace
you. They get your information and the
name of your friends. The world
of...
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Categories:
microsoft, society,
Form:
Free verse
PasswordsOh the Cloud is wonderful
Every thing in it's place
Safe and securely held
There in cyber space.
Please enter your password
To proceed to the store
That may once have...
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Categories:
microsoft, angst, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Sticky FingersI can only write on the computer.
And I suppose that that’s not really the right thing to say, because people are going to say that...
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Categories:
microsoft, philosophy, poets, slam, words,
Form:
Free verse
Programmers ParadiseHubby was talking about the job he was at: when he suddenly…
Got into the ‘Computer Programmers Mode’. Where absolutely…
Everything became ‘DITS & DOTS, and DARS...
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Categories:
microsoft, fantasy, funny, humorous, husband,
Form:
Light Verse
Makes No SenseI believe in God.
I'm glad that I'm not bald.
A dollar's a hundred cents,
This poem makes no sense.
I hope you're not appalled.
I love the zoo.
Where's Timbuktu?
Billy's...
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Categories:
microsoft, funny,
Form:
Limerick
How To Scam a ScammerMy phone rings…. I answer it but say nothing as I don’t recognise the displayed number and I can only hear ‘white noise’ at the...
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Categories:
microsoft, computer, humorous,
Form:
Narrative
Impossible Is NothingImpossible is Nothing
Impossible is something that can’t be done
Like when Ali knocked out Liston
In the 1st round and won
Or when Kevin Garnett led the...
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Categories:
microsoft, inspirational,
Form:
I do not know?
Erasurenot in the heart again
for chrissakes it's like Swiss cheese
decoffinated please I'm a yet ambulatory zombie
off his medication as usual
alternatives to logic 101 with Prof....
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Categories:
microsoft, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
Oxymoron Newsflash:"EARLY TONIGHT, according to HEAR SAY, things got PRETTY UGLY when a SINGLE GROUP of HELLS
ANGELS became SIMPLY IMPOSSIBLE to control during an ALL OUT...
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Categories:
microsoft, confusion, funny, imagination, satire,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Reason's ResortThere is this space called my Poem Place,
Each morning I rush to settle in.
My standard routine, warmed by caffeine
gets in gear once I pick up...
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Categories:
microsoft, 11th grade, addiction, poems,
Form:
Quatrain
Morphology
Politech chef in the kitchen
cooking up another Microsoft microdot
meth batch of morphology
Walter White’s in the house
brewing more truth breaking bad
tweet juice chemical toxicity
And the viral...
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Categories:
microsoft, culture, metaphor, political, truth,
Form:
Rhyme