Rhyme Animal Poems

Growing up,
I was the runt of the litter.
My siblings called me Cute,
because I was the youngest one.
It was very hard growing up as a little...

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Meredee returned to the house shivering from the cold.
I thought you took your woolen scarf, said her Grandma Bold.
I did, she said, but her teeth...

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Rock star hedgehog rocked the world of New York with his guitar.
He had gigs lined up from sixth Madison to the Village, place named Garr.
When...

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Witness our depravity 

To creatures big and small 

Locked up in captivity

To entertain us all

When hunted down and staged

In jungles where they roam

Then quickly bound...

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Last night I was human.
I was my "normal" self.
Somehow, I've shrunk by five-foot-one!
Now I'm a mouse upon a shelf.

My heart sinks as I look down
Upon...

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Your honor, I have a squatter whose lazy as can be,
for four years now he's been living Scott free..
He slept away the winter, awoke in...

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Unlike the model T Ford
They come in both black and brown
And also unlike model T
It’s brown that is getting me down 

But what I refer...

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   I’ve seen fewer rats in my alley this year  
     quickly credited it to climate change

 ...

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While waiting for a parking place,
Our handyman was stumped
To hear a giant thwack 
Upon his roof, which something bumped.

The “something” was a squirrel
Which had fallen...

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Let’s go said the crow
Not now said the cow
But when said the hen
Don’t know said the doe
Hey look said the rook
Big truck said the duck
Go...

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If I was a crow, I would get more respect the bunny said.
He used his creativity, imagination, and his marvelous head.
Put together a beak and...

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Think you got this, All on lock be-
cause you want it, I'm listening
If taking losses, Aint an option
Well I think that That's interesting
So just stop...

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I think of scary things, it seems, 
As dogs that jump like cats, in dreams. 
They say I spend too much time caring 
With no...

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Do you tremble,
as the monstrous cadence,
of the rhinoceros' stride reverberates,
like the buffalo's onslaught?

Vipers at the water's edge,
darting hither and thither,
not above but beneath the surface,
their...

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The hassle of Insomnia 
Is like foolish dogs in paranoia 
Over things they can't understand 
Like barking in a magic wand 

When will their foolishness...

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