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Wedding Limerick Poems | Limerick Poems About Wedding

These Wedding Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Wedding. These are the best examples of Wedding Limerick poems written by international PoetrySoup poets

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February Funny Bone

In the month of February 'twas fate
We chose our special wedding date
        A love, I cannot explain
        Couldn’t wait to take his name
So why do I still hyphenate?       

By Rhonda Johnson-Saunders, January 30, 2012
for Linda-Marie's February Funny Bone contest

First place finish

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Double Disappointment

I woke up in rapture, when she started to sing.
Naughty whispers in my ears, “Someone’s coming”
My ecstatic view;
A child is due!
Then she continues, “My mother’s visiting”

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My Cousin's Wedding

The bride-to-be set the time and the date.
Now she is the one an hour and half late
The wedding guests are curious.
The bride’s father is furious.
The wedding is now on overtime rate.

For contest "My Cousin's Wedding"

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The Secret

Once upon a time, thirty years ago,
In front of a priest I stood with my beau.
“Over time”, he hailed;
“The secret will be unveiled”,
“Of a truly happy marriage”; but I still don’t know.

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Two virgins who were known as stupid
Spent wedding night waiting for Cupid 
Said something in his pants
Disturbed their sweet romance
And now it appears that it's rooted

Date: 5-31-14
Sponsor: Roy Jerden
Contest Name: Bawdy, Bawdy, Bawdy, Miss Clawdy

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Full Circle

Just out of college, we would yearn for a touch
Sleeping together cuddled on the couch
Those were the days!
Of pre-wedding bouquets
Now I am told to go sleep alone on the couch

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Nobody’s girl until the age of fifty two 
Then he came into your life and your heart knew 
That he was the one 
Who pinned the Sun 
Round your heart, so you married him,            you!

Wore the sachet gown of silk and pearls 
And I watched as you walk the isle, his girl 
From this day on
He looks upon 
Your eyes of amber, and he is delighted in         you!

A band of gold round your finger 
And soft kisses form where he lingers 
Passion is won 
When day is done 
Lovers conjoin, and eat wedding cake             you!

Are me, and me are you, 
Happiness is a clever milieu!

September 16, 2014-09-16

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Abseil Bride

It's not her style to walk down the aisle.  
Father and parson its sure to rile.  
But all of the people 
down under the steeple 
will smile at her elegant abseil.  

*Abseil - rappel down a rope

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I once dated a man named Larry
He one day asked me to marry
Though he was a real honey
He hadn't much money
So, I wed his cousin Harry

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Roman Wedlock

A baby, pious, was born by aide
He named it Gaias, and felt like a jade
While he cried,
Cause mommy died.
His wife hired yet another maid.