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Wedding Limerick Poems | Limerick Poems About Wedding

These Wedding Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Wedding. These are the best examples of Wedding Limerick poems written by international PoetrySoup poets

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Blueberry Wedding Pie

In through my door, flew Harry, the fly
He was starving....but I'm poor, ...so I
Could offer him none
Not even just one
Little piece of that blueberry pie

I am needing that pie to get rich
'Cause....I'm planning to ask my guy, Mitch
To come here for dinner
He's wealthy!! A winner!!
I pray that Mitch will want to get hitched!

I'm hoping Mitch falls for my pie
And isn't as bashful or shy
That he'll ask me to marry
We'll invite little Harry
With his cute little tux and tie!

If we wed, you can bet I'll be glad
We'll have pie ...and our vows will be said
No cake, ...just pies of berry
I'll be rich....I'll be merry
Little Harry will finally be fed!

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Thanks to Barbara Gorelick.....and her poem "Poor Fly"


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Double Disappointment

I woke up in rapture, when she started to sing.
Naughty whispers in my ears, “Someone’s coming”
My ecstatic view;
A child is due!
Then she continues, “My mother’s visiting”


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February Funny Bone


In the month of February 'twas fate
We chose our special wedding date
        A love, I cannot explain
        Couldn’t wait to take his name
So why do I still hyphenate?       


By Rhonda Johnson-Saunders, January 30, 2012
for Linda-Marie's February Funny Bone contest

First place finish


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My Cousin's Wedding

The bride-to-be set the time and the date.
Now she is the one an hour and half late
The wedding guests are curious.
The bride’s father is furious.
The wedding is now on overtime rate.


For contest "My Cousin's Wedding"


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Full Circle

Just out of college, we would yearn for a touch
Sleeping together cuddled on the couch
Those were the days!
Of pre-wedding bouquets
Now I am told to go sleep alone on the couch


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The Secret

Once upon a time, thirty years ago,
In front of a priest I stood with my beau.
“Over time”, he hailed;
“The secret will be unveiled”,
“Of a truly happy marriage”; but I still don’t know.


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Abseil Bride


It's not her style to walk down the aisle.  
Father and parson its sure to rile.  
But all of the people 
down under the steeple 
will smile at her elegant abseil.  


*Abseil - rappel down a rope




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Roman Wedlock

A baby, pious, was born by aide
He named it Gaias, and felt like a jade
While he cried,
Cause mommy died.
His wife hired yet another maid. 


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LARRY-HARRY(Limerick)

I once dated a man named Larry
He one day asked me to marry
Though he was a real honey
He hadn't much money
So, I wed his cousin Harry


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Wedding Day

She cried at the wedding ceremony
Happy tears, like beautiful peonies
They didn't wed
Like she had said
So she won a ton of U O Me's.


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