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Limerick Sister Poems | Limerick Poems About Sister

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We're Having Nun of That

Two Nuns travel through Europe by car
Guided by the heavens North Star
Transylvania they reach
Hymn singing they preach
Not realizing they have come so far

At a busy junction they now stop
The red light is about to colour swap
Then out of the night
A most scaring sight
Onto their bonnet Dracula did drop

Sister Francine to Sister Helen said
On with the wipers, off with his head
Darn, that never worked
On this darkly toothed berk
He's hanging on, foot down, of they sped

What shall I do, Sister Francine says
Sister Helen shouts, window wiper spray
At the Vatican I filled
It's heavenly chilled
This time he's sure to go away

The Holy Water now having been yield
Has the demons fate now been sealed
To rid of this dross
Please show him your cross
Get the **** off the windshield!




~*~ This piece has been turned into a Limerick from a joke doing the rounds ~*~

Copyright © James Fraser | Year Posted 2011

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Sister Jan



Got a sweet pretend sister by the name of Jan She lives across the ocean on the Isle of Man We're united by the funnies We don't make much money Although some of our naughty stuff gets banned © Jack Ellison 2015

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2015

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Shared Ego - Year 2030

Written by Gail DeBole on September 12, 2013

There once were siamese-like twins
Who didn't share organs or limbs.
An ego was shared
Thoughts moving through air
Between sisters Donna and Kim.

With an ego bigger than most
The twins did nothing but boast
of trophies and wins
And spectacular whims.
The sisters were known coast-to-coast.

Copyright © Gail DeBole | Year Posted 2013

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Limerick: Once a Little Girl and her Sister

Limerick : Once a Little Girl and her Sister

Once a little girl and her sister
Went out for a walk in a bluster
Little girl lost her way
Big sister blew away
With a Mister who wore a whisker. 

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013

Copyright © T Wignesan | Year Posted 2013

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Sister

My sister will push and shove,
She was no angel sent from above,
A pinch here and a kick there,
Then a pull on my short black hair,
Yet somehow I still manage to love.

Copyright © Nikita Shah | Year Posted 2012

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I'VE A BEAUTIFUL SISTER, REJOICE

I've a beautiful 
sister, Rejoice
whose head never 
makes any wise 
choice.
Hear the last that 
she made
was to be, a house 
maid.
What shall i call this 
stupid Rejoice?

Copyright © UGWU CORNELIUS CHIDERA | Year Posted 2014

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little sister

I have a little sister
She can be a twister
Likes to play
Likes to pray
She gave me a blister

Copyright © Katelin Frame | Year Posted 2015

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Which One Is the Insister

She insisted on careless key twisting.
Now she's mad and locked out and it's misting.
And her sister's locked in...
Who's "in-sister" again,
If the "out-sister" did the insisting?

Copyright © Jason Talbott | Year Posted 2011

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What Goes Up, Must Come Down

bouncing pouncing jumping up down    keen   		
somersaults  on  trampoline 				
enthusiasm giggles					
out doing  big brother’s  errs				
bouncing higher    higher   like  jumping beans		

what goes up must come down     what the hack  	
	flip, lull ….  plop  flop   flat on his back	
			 		 
turns head over heels in air  				
landing on her feet  with flair					
this is the way you do it  	  with knack	

3/6/2016



Copyright © Eve Roper | Year Posted 2016