Surfside stand a lady & man
lost in (a moment) on silca lands
so stand this even (handed two)
before a sky limpid blue
with a hearts glow to melt the burning sand.
Love limned laughter, (lines out) sweet promised sign,
satin billows of cloud surround divine,
backdrop sky a blue silk screen
young as fun forever keen
pre-empting fate this faultless time.
Pouring waves and passion combine
light moods, effervescent, (platinum fine)
flows a presence vivid & wild,
flaming love & (destiny's child,)
raptured revolving evolving in time.
By Joe Maverick,copyright 2011 for Linda-Marie's loveland limerick contest.
If it seems your love life's a mess
and you're feeling romantic distress.
What you have to do
is find somebody new
which would help solve your problem, I guess!
That may not be easy to do
if you're looking for love that is true.
But you must keep in mind
the one you finally find
should be deeply in love with you too!
Your love life should be a success,
don't ever settle for less
if there's mutual respect
then you can expect
very little romantic stress.
Prettiest girl I have ever seen.
She looks just like a movie star.
Men come from near and far
To get a glimpse of sweet Josephine.
This handsome guy who'd like to suck.
Had found a lady for snack.
So beautiful and hot,
He gave her a shot.
Suck her blood, AIDS virus attacked.
your eyes are like the sekashin sea,
why wont you stand by side with me.
your eyes are as pure as snow,
so why do you have to go.
There once was a Queen from Kent,
Whose notebooks have yet been rent,
Who spent all her time
Creating a rhyme,
So her kingdom was downward sent...
Along came a Champion so proud!
But his followers were MUCH too loud!
They woke up the Queen,
Creating a scene,
So her soldiers kicked him 'about'...
"Say what!?" Screamed the Queen
As she looked him 'between'...
"Let him up!" She did order,
"And kick one another!"
As was the law in 1319...
"This man will be MINE," said the Queen,
"Yes, this man will be my King!
He'll save our dear land,
And lend me a hand
With a little personal something."
SAID THE CHAMPION:
"You MUST stop speaking in riddles, my dear,
For your words to my mind do adhere!
If I'll be your King,
Then do this one thing,
Or you'll lose me fore'er, I fear."
The Queen did her best to adjust,
Turning eloquent words into dust...
She barely could talk,
So her mate she did stalk,
And spent her days wrapped up in lust...
Her stories are many, I hear,
But many are filthy, I fear,
So I'll leave up to guess
How she got out of her mess,
And how her Champion honestly saved her.
SHE'S WET - VIII
At times I wonder why I miss her
and the times I use to kiss her
her dentures were always set
but her pants were always wet
I must admit she was a pisser
John G. Lawless
So you say someone broke your heart,
you fell in love right from the start,
you're alone - but don't fear,
I'll wipe that lonely tear...
for taking over is my art.