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From The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand - E PLURIBUM ANUS


In modus fasciculumque Brady pus.
Rogationes, confractum egemus.
Minara excommunica
Ripa nostra, sus amica,
Sic superbum precum, pape beatus.


The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand moves in mysterious ways. Just ignore him.

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Youthful impatience at ATM

“Pensioners taking ridiculous amounts of time at an atm. Oh my god! Are they getting a home
 loan?!” Quote from a 20-something, Sydney, Australia, Saturday February 15, 2014

Why do this you old fool ahead of me,
Why aren’t you home and watching TV.
Not out here today,
In all of our way,
We’re in a big hurry, can’t you see.

They say that youth is wasted on the young,
Who’s heads are full of nothing but dung.
Speeding up their thoughts,
With no filters or clots,
Impatience comes free from their tongue.

Remember your words as you speed to your end,
When a lineup you’re in without a good friend
To be there beside you,
And help read the menu,
While a smart-ass kid has to rend.