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Pinball Wizard

"Pinball Wizard" strange sounds hypnotize from an ARCADE challenging me to a dual escapade silver balls wait in line for fingers to opine female transforms to pinball wizard on parade. STAR TREK is my machine of choice listening to CAPTAIN KIRK'S commanding voice ENTERPRISE flies at warp speed as numbers calculate point feed as a TREKKIE I win a la Royce.* MORTAL COMBAT is a game of great skill super bonus points mount as empty holes fill deadly fatalities video catastrophies in the end my name is on top of the hill. STREET FIGHTER is quick, sharp and rough knocking down opponents is so tough when the flipper sinks the ball in the bad dude shouts "a vul kin"* aggravated, I cry out "had enough". time to hang up my "wizard fingers" for another day flashing lights show my name on display leaving fantasy behind know I'm "one of a kind" pinball prima donna loves to play. *Royce -haracter from older series *A Vul Kin - foreign language meaning you're dead *For Yasmin Khan's Video Games Contedt .. *Sept. 24,2012.

Copyright © Linda-Marie SweetHeart | Year Posted 2012

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What A Name

A good looking plumber named Marty Ridge,
Met the girl of his dreams near a pub fridge,
Even though very attracted to this plumber man,
Sue had to say no when asked for her hand,
She just couldn't  be known as, Sue Ridge.

Copyright © john williams | Year Posted 2015

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Graveyard Rendezvous

On the fateful day before Halloween
Dressed as a vampire queen in green
I passed through the graveyard
With all my senses on guard
When I heard a rustling mean

In horror I turned around to see
Who had the audacity to scare me
Saw an old man bending low
Chiseling his name in a row
Looked to be a veteran escapee

I told him not to disturb the grave
When he started to turn and rave
His family didn’t spell him right
And he with his might
Had come out his name to engrave

Copyright © Tahera Mannan | Year Posted 2010

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Soft Touch

(Madame is pronounced with accent on maDAME, the French way)

Near a hole in the wall, with no qualm,
Never seen, sits a frumpy Madame.
Using lotion, she works
Giving smooth strokes and jerks
With her fabulous and renowned palm.

By Andrea Dietrich

*This is the theme of a movie I saw on cable.
Its name is Irena Palm, the name a widow takes when
she goes to work at a club in order to make enough money
to allow her grandson the surgery he needs to save his
life. It's not a porno, but her "work" is a bit erotic yet discretely
portrayed. It got high marks from the critics. My writing this
was inspired by Deborah Guzzi's Limerick Contest and now
I enter it into Skat's contest!


Check it out: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0762110/

Copyright © Andrea Dietrich | Year Posted 2011

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What Is In A Name

There once was a man with the last name Butts  
He really must have been nuts
When a son he did sire
This name he did conspire
Seymore was the name a decisive cut

Not an original idea...

Copyright © Sara Kendrick | Year Posted 2013

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Nefarious Romance

Her name was Liza Jane Macnelly,
She loved Anchovies and jelly,
“She’s a wonderful girl,
said her boyfriend Earl,
But her breath is a little bit smelly”.

His name was Billy Joe Trevy,
He had no A/C in his Chevy,
“It’s  such a nefarious pain” ,
said his girlfriend Jane, 
Because he perspires a bit too heavy”.

But they both loved each other so well,
That they accepted each other’s smell,
The moral of the story here?
There is none, I fear.
They just simply …smell like hell !

Copyright © Robert A. Dufresne | Year Posted 2011

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Rick Lime

I met a writer named, Richard Lime
Who wrote poems with only five lines
By swapping his name
He realized his fame
Thus inventing the Limerick rhyme

Copyright © David Fisher | Year Posted 2014

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Twins In Name Only

Pickles dressed up in black eight inch heels
Tickles snuggled in flannel gown with toy eel
Pickles danced all night
To waning moonlight
Pickles home late tripped over eel took spill

Copyright © Sara Kendrick | Year Posted 2010

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Hardy by Name, Hardy by War

In History, Nelson fought the Spanish
This powerful Armada did vanish
My ancestor was in thrall
Kismet Hardy had a ball
No invasion, the infidels, banished

Copyright © James Fraser | Year Posted 2011

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A Poet Named Bob

I once knew a poet named Bob.

   Some folks consider him a snob.

      But that ain't true;

         If him they knew,

            They would surely with him hobnob!

Robert (Bob) Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired

Entry for Skat's "Sensitive Comment" Contest

Copyright © Robert L. Hinshaw | Year Posted 2016

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My Name Ain't Stan



All those in love, please raise up your hands Holy crap, that's amazing, more than I'd planned Who woulda guessed Every poet and yes Love's taking over or my name ain't Stan Whaaaaat??? © Jack Ellison 2015

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2015

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Soup Name

Richard Pickett's the name
and writings the game,
all my friends I sure love to raz,
But here on the soup, I'll give you the scoop,
I'm the guy, with the nickname , The Taz......


Copyright © Richard Pickett | Year Posted 2011

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Name Shock

The service conducted by the Reverend Bailey,
Irene Paula Lee married Jonathon Daley,
Now thee months since that day has passed,
Things going smoothly, nothing aghast,
Until a letter came addressed to, I. P. Daley

Copyright © john williams | Year Posted 2015

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What's In A Name

Ima Risk a flim-flam man,
Was always looking for a scam,
Selling his useless diet pills
And passing phony money bills,
Until a judge incarcerated his can.


alternate last line: Until a judge incarcerated his can in the can.

Copyright © john williams | Year Posted 2015

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Man Name Stu

Man Name Stu


There was a young man who always knew
Didn't like eating his wife's stew
she stopped cooking for him
then she hit his big shin
then she ran away with man name Stu.


Written: Sept. 10, 2015
Theresa

Copyright © Theresa CW | Year Posted 2015

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My Name

The contest prize is defective, you see
I won’t allow you to pay them with me
If I get a good place
I might give you some grace
But next time the prize 'Glory' isn't free !

©Copyright 2015. All rights reserved.

Copyright © Glory Winzer | Year Posted 2015

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MOTHER GOOSE' GEORGIE PORGIE


They called Georgie Porgie pudding and pie
Why'd they give that name to a little guy?
Georgie won't brush his teeth
And his breath smelled like feet,
That's why kissing the girls made them cry.


The name Georgie Porgie was not so hot
It's his parents who put him in this spot,
All his best friends are girls
He played with lace and pearls,
Every boy in town want to kick his butt.


So poor Georgie Porgie was on the run
To him kissing the girls was having fun,
That was until one day
A strange boy came to play,
Now Georgie's having fun with his new bun.



 

Copyright © JACQUELYN STURGE | Year Posted 2007

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Name Fame

Two brothers of stature and wit
A business to start, they'd commit.
The desire for fame
Was in their last name
Now Two-Morrows a work in profit!

Copyright © Marlene Murray | Year Posted 2007

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JOHN LAWLESS - for What's in a Name contest

He worked for the wages of sin
knowing his chances were slim
surname of Lawless
tree on his shield crest
taut rope hanging over stout limb


John G. Lawless
11/21/2015

submitted to – What’s in your name – poetry contest
sponsor – C.T.

Copyright © John lawless | Year Posted 2015

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Love is a another name for debt

Where is fat baby cupid?
I hope he knows I think Valentines day is stupid
Buying expensive gifts at Walmart
Overweight babies shooting love darts
Honestly the whole holiday is simply putrid

Copyright © shane solomon | Year Posted 2011

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Mister at the Dog Pound

There once was a dog born in July
With three brothers and a sister, oh my!

In five months he was taken to the pound
And there by a family with a baby was found.

Home they went, but within a month did know
That jealous of the baby the dog did grow.

So, back to the pound he was taken
But the little dog did not feel forsaken.

All his friends were waiting there
Oh my, he didn't have a care!

Brave and bored in a cage he sat
Staring across the room at a large yellow cat.

One day anoher two-legged being came by
To stare, and smile, and say with a cry:

"Look at that face ... what a face!
Oh my, I want to take him home to my place!"

"What's his name?" she asked the clerk with a sigh.
"His name is Logan", the clerk did reply.

Logan?  Logan is a strange name to be,
He doesn't look like a Logan that I can see.

But he's certainly masculine, oh my
What a barrel chest and little head held high!

Such a face so strong and wise,
With those big limpid brown eyes.

He looks for all the world to see
Well ...  he looks like a, like a Mister to me!

So Mister the Dog found a home
Leaving his friends at the pound all alone.

Copyright © Sue Mason | Year Posted 2007

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His Name is Zach

there once was a boy named Zach
he is a little bit fat
he play the drums
he has stubby thumbs
he enjoys correcting you with facts

Copyright © Adrienne Brown | Year Posted 2007

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Limerick Lament

There was a waitress named Sonya,
That the bosses were really quite fonda,
But whenever she sneezed,
The customers weren't pleased,
Cause she''d always spill coffee on ya.

One such customer's name was Gill,
He'd just about had his fill,
When she returned with the urn,
He claimed he was burned,
And refused to pay his bill.

Now Gill's wife's name was Sue Beck
And she started giving him heck,
She thought Gill a poop,
And she gave him the boot,
So the boss up and paid her check.


So Sue Beck was happy as was the boss,
But Gill was burnt with integrity lost,
So he went back home and picked a bone,
And that's when his bags were tossed.

Now the moral of this story is scary,
and pertains to any Tom, Gill or Harry,
If you burn your torso, just go with the flow,
and be wary of the woman you marry!

Copyright © Robert A. Dufresne | Year Posted 2009

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My Friend Arnie

I’ve got a friend whose last name is Doll
We skipped work and chased the white ball
Since my first name is Charlie
And his first name is Arnie 
Then I guess,
Charlie played with A. Doll











Copyright © Charles Sides | Year Posted 2011

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Byard, A Real Peculiar Name



A peculiar middle name, all my life I've been burdened with Twas “Byard”, that's even worse than “Archibald” or “Biff” What were Ma and Pa thinking They must have been drinking My nickname of Jack saved the day and made a big diff! © Jack Ellison 2015

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2015

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Her Name is Bruce

There was an old lady from Shallot
T'was good with a driver and mallot
She worked with a hammer
She spoke with a stammer
That old she's a HE from from shallot!

Copyright © Toni Orban | Year Posted 2016

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Joyful Name Was Jill Horn Limerick

Joyful Name Was Jill Horn Limerick

Her joyful name was Jill
Who my whole would fulfil
When I felt her warm kiss
She brought me much bliss
Love will remain with me still.

James Serious Mysterious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet

Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2016

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Lou Was His Name

There's a guy I knew whose name was Lou
Who made his home at the local zoo. 
Animals were his life
He was free of much strife     
His stench nearly knocked you out, its true








Alexis Y.
5-13-16

Copyright © Alexis Y. | Year Posted 2016

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The Truth about Fairytales – Little Jack Horner

First off, Jacks last name was not Horner
Though, with a pie, he sat in a corner
His real name was Horny
Now this may sound a bit corny
But there’s a reason that he was a loner

In fact, Jack wasn’t so little they did say
That’s why in the corner he’d play and play
He was always alone
With a pie of his own
And he’d chase all his stress then away

Copyright © Michael Degenhardt | Year Posted 2009