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New Life

Hiding in mummy's tummy, kicking happily away
 I'm kissing you warmly, clapping and singing in play
 They say in a few weeks
 I'll be able to kiss  your new cheeks
 I can't wait for the morning I'll lift you in a sway

(c) Nyonglema

Copyright © Nyonglema Pisoh | Year Posted 2014

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The only girl

Hey Son, I wrote this to warn you
In your whole life, many girls are coming through 
You might have only girl to love her much over
But you have to remember that do not hurt your mother
She is my only girl too...

Copyright © Panya Chanthavong | Year Posted 2016

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SARI, MY DAUGHTER-THE QUEEN OF BIRDS

                     The queen of birds Sari dear lived in the mango tree
                     I asked her to come down and take a saree from me
                              She asked wide-eyed the price of it
                               I said,”Sari, you’re a cute tweet”
            She made faces, chirruped short, and flew to the next tree.

A  saree  is a South Asian female garment that consists of a drape varying from five to nine yards in length and two to four feet in breadth that is typically wrapped around the waist, with one end draped over the shoulder, baring the midriff. 




                      Sari came down and sat on the bay window
                    ‘Dad’, she said,’ you must chain the devil Frido’
                                      “He is a gawky brute
                                  Just now he ate up a coot
                       He needs your boot and a slap on his credo”.



                 Sari tweeted my wife” O mom, don’t pinch my behind”
                   My wife re-tweeted,” Sari, You are not of this kind”.
                          “Sorry to say you have no proper bum
                           So, Sari, how can I be a pinch bum?”
                   Sari re-re-tweeted, “Mom, a lie, my bum is twined.”



                      Sari came one day with his creaky husband Suk
                  “Dad, teach Suk a lesson, he must know how to cook"
                            "Sari, my darling, you’re a sweet fraud
                          Don’t crook Suk’s head with a teaching rod
                      Better teach him how to fly by hook or by crook"




                  Sari, my daughter, in mid September, gave birth to a girl
                   She was a ball of furry delight, eyes were pacific pearl
                               I said, "Sari ,you are now a mother
                               So you must not be antsy like other
                Sari hugged her child,said”dad, no worry, she will be a whirl"




Copyright © RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY | Year Posted 2014

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"Rockin Ride"

I start my life out everyday ,Often in the same ol' way,
I eat , 
I smile, 
I bathe and crawl back n forth, Some days , I ride my rocking horse,
But nothing prepares for mt goal,
Oh my !! Do hurry I want to roll,
My wheels are the whitest , I have  seen,
My spokes are the shinest , Oh how they beam,
I do love summer time,,
My shocks are the raddest, They bounce and they bounce,
My ride is way to cool,
I can't wait till ,I get to school,
I have to check my get and go,
Sometimes, Mom is kinda slow,
I coo and I coddle so she gets some gas,
I really want to get there fast,
My diaper bag packed and ready to go ,
We are the hippest , I want to roll,
We stroll right by the other rides, Mine is the Coolest mom confides,
I bounce and I giggle all the way to play !
OH My , what a wonderful day,!

Copyright © patricia ondish | Year Posted 2010

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Limerick: Once a Mom Tigress spurned her lame-born cub

Limerick: Once a Mom Tigress spurned her lame-born cub

			for Commandant Cousteau’s son

Once a Mom Tigress spurned her lame-born cub 
Wild Life Champ admitted cub to his club
Took cub under his wing
Till she could wildly spring:
Club members now learn to swing the knobbed club.

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013

Copyright © T Wignesan | Year Posted 2013

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Wise Mom

Mom had saying; I found out was true
She had many; but this one will do.
Locks keep out the honest.
Thieves will reach the harvest.
Thou shall not steal, some never got clue.

Copyright © cecil hickman | Year Posted 2010

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Moms Know These Things



Mom said she knows why cats drink from the toilet 'Cause it's cold... how does she know that, is she clairvoyant Teaches me new things every day Some kinda strange I really must say Could it be from experience, a thought quite poignant

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2016

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The Hot Mom and The Pool Boy - A Poetrysoup Collaboration

The day was long and she was spent
off to the pool our hot mom went
asked for some lotion
and dreamlike potion
drifting away she was content

Before to long she had awoke
sounds of pleasure the pool boy spoke
she fell for his charms
and into his arms
he was large now her seat is broke

Jan Allison

They soon were misbehaving
her bikini top he was waving
they broke every rule
had a romp in the pool
he pretended he was lifesaving

San Woo

It did appear a good ruse
as sugar daddy accused
but the lip to lip
was below her hips
so she yelled, "It's sexual abuse"

He screamed, "You think I'm obtuse?"
I am not even amused
for your lusty slips
you shall get no tips
I shall go find a new muse

Chris Green

She only meant to get some sun
but now her plan became undone
a shadow loomed
as something bloomed
the pool boy said, "Let's have some fun"

John Lawless

Oh her pirated boy he moved fast
as they replayed a game from the past
but in her haste
and no longer chaste
forgot the plank she'd just slid down

Darren White

She lay on her back in the pool
the pool boy grinned like a fool
he spring boarded too
from ten meters mind you
and landed on her, that's not cool

Jean Murray

He landed on her...but wait
his aim was true for his mate
he dived right in
it was win, win, win
they both felt it was great

Daniel Turner

He showed to her his cleaning tool
that hot momma started to drool
he cleaned her alright
way into the night
came back the next day for the pool

It was so hard to do his job
she had become his new heartthrob 
she sunned in the nude
and his eyes were glued
to her furry thing-a-ma-bob

James Andersen

She was never a prude
loved basking in the nude
he cleaned the pool
then flashed his tool
she never felt more screwed

She had come from old money
was a pretty hot bunny
he was such a fool
never cleaned the pool
long as he calls her honey

Charmaine Chircop

He always called her sweet honey
sugar babe, chick, and hot mummy
she called him her bear
with no manly hair
who sucked on her pears and tummy

Daniel Turner

Her husband home early from work
looked out the door with a smirk
out in the lounge chair
the pool boy was bare
while his wife did some needlework

Demetrios Trifiatis

Hot mom desired the strong handsome pool boy
she wished to use him as a pleasure toy
come she said let us two play
can't wait, please do not delay
but be careful my seat not to destroy



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Copyright © Tim Smith | Year Posted 2017