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The Oscar Wiener Dog

A dachshund named Oscar was he, which adored trick or treating with me, so I had me some fun when I sewed a cloth bun, for a Halloween weenie he’d be. On his costume I added a trim mustard yellow, but though he’s not slim, he’s no Oscar Mayer, so don’t raise his ire by taking a bite out of him! For the Dachshunds contest of Rob Carmake(oops, that was CarMACK. haha)

Copyright © Andrea Dietrich

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For Contest - Dale


We once had a doggy named Dale
Allured by the sight of his tail
He’d chase it all day
In circles he’d play
When able to snatch it he’d wail!

© Sandra M. Haight 2015 
   All Rights Reserved

~3rd Place~
Contest: Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Jan Allison
Judged: 04/29/2015


Copyright © Sandra Haight

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Play Dog

In my house lives a talking dog, Fred,
who just loves playing games with my head.
As one day I cried,
thinking surely he’d died,
he said, “Geeez, girl,. . . I’m just playing dead!”

For Deb's Limerick II contest

Copyright © Andrea Dietrich

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There's No Place Like Home

Once was a gal who felt so alone
Tornato came up rooted farms home
Landed on wicked  witch
Munchkins came out of ditch
Gave dog lollypops instead of bone  

Copyright © Katherine Stella

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The Doggone Dog Contest

I guess it would cause oohs and ahhs
if I wrote of the doggie's doo dahs
So I'd best keep it clean
even though it will mean
this 'tale' will be wagging the dog, haha.

Copyright © Sharon Tideswell

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A Dog And A Cat And A Flea

A dog and a cat and a flea,
All sat down to some tea,
They all ate some ham,
With some bread and some jam,
And were all as content as can be.

Copyright © Sharon Smith

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A Dog

A dog went to the vet today He saw a horse eating hay got a fleabite and set alight and asked for an action replay! Dorian Petersen Potter aka ladydp2000 copyright@2014 10.16.2014

Copyright © Dorian Petersen Potter

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A Pleasant Trip

I stepped out the door to feed Doggy
The day was so beautifully foggy
I tripped on his dishes
And swam like the fishes
And now all my dress clothes are soggy!

Copyright © Isaiah Zerbst

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Bow Pow

<                                    cakes and sausages on hot griddle
                                      uncle Leroy's dam dog just piddled
                                      slipped ~ slide across floor
                                      grabbed shotgun by front door
                                      now dam ole dog just plays an fiddle 

                            bow bow bow bow bow bow bow        bow ~ wow 
                            ow ow ow ow ow ow ow                       bow ~ ow 
                            with   tail    between     own  ~              legs 
                            now    dog    sings  ~    and  ~               brags
                            about cousin's daisies's  bad                 bow ~ pows

Entry For John Freeman's
Slapstick Limerick Contest
Gl All

Poor Ole Dog LOL

Copyright © Katherine Stella

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A Dog Named Harry

A hairy thing once roamed our streets
That chased cats for sport and treats.
But it roamed too far
And a dog catcher and car,
Grabbed Harry and chained his feets.

Copyright © Richard Breese

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Old Dog

There once was a very old, old dog Who'd lay by the fire of cracklin' logs Dreaming mighty dreams Of years gone by schemes As his legs moved chasing wild mean hogs

Copyright © Sara Kendrick

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The Doggone Dog Contest.

 Rufus: Irish Rover Purebred and a Fortune 500 Pup ( As told by Rufus himself.)

Watch me snarl all the salesmen away,
ram the door, keep the mailmen at bay.
Each evening, I break
for a fresh T-bone steak.
The sun shines on my ass the WHOLE day.

Copyright © Gerard Keogh Jr.

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Dog Tales

My flipping,flopping, bounding dog,
Excitedly jumped over a fallen log,
He should have looked before he leapt
Landing in a creek with his misstep,
Now he's dog paddling past a frog.

Copyright © john williams

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qoute: "a man chases a woman until she catches him." 

how sweet this maiden of ron’s heart lays
with flair for whooping sensual grace
   in balmy weather
   tied bells together 
now it’s linda’s turn to make the chase

but fragrant lure matched with poetry
imprisons man in lush mystery
   when she swings her hips
   his mind flops and flips
it’s hubby chasing  smooth chemistry!

all rights reserved


(( for Linda Marie's "Loveland Limerick"))
    by nette onclaud

Copyright © nette onclaud

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A PUP NAMED SCOOBY-DOO I have a new pup who I named Scooby-Doo You think you'll now hear about Scooby's cute pooh But you'd be wrong my dear friend Because he barfs from one end And there's *nothing* cute about Scooby-Doo's pooh! © ELR 2013

Copyright © Miss Wattle

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Just Do it

It was time to visit the vet With a specimen from my pet I scooped a lump of coal But the cheap bag had a hole Now, I'm driving in a cold sweat Nauseous, I cannot elude The smell of what Winnie pooed Rotten eggs are preferred Over smelling dog terds And her ripe farts are far less rude By Rhonda Johnson-Saunders for PDs Pooping Contest *Yes, my dog is named Winnie after Winnie the Pooh by my son. We call her Winnie Bear

Copyright © Rhonda Johnson-Saunders

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Out-Foxed by a Mongrel

They said, "his bark is much worse than his bite" So, I opened the gate, without fright But the beast would outwit me ! In the keister, he bit me!! He will feast on my trousers tonight !
................................. 5/4/15 For John Freeman's Contest : Dumb and Dumber Quotations (Never trust someone who says "his bark is much worse than his bite".... !! LOL !)

Copyright © Carrie Richards

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There was an old lady with a dog named Mister Stones
For weeks the cupboard was bare, there was nothing but scones
At long last, she had no choice but to cook the old pooch
She wailed and lamented as she guzzled down her hooch
Then she cried, "Poor Stones, he'd have enjoyed all these fine bones!"

© ELR 2013

Copyright © Miss Wattle

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Who Let The Dogs Out ? { The DogGone Dog Contest}

<                              tell me now   Who ! Who ! ~  Let The Dogs Out ?
                                bet Carolyn pulling them by snouts ......
                                fleas ...  ticks....  she started to itch /////
                                screaming  sons of  a  ....... b .i...t...c....h
                                poor neighbor's dog now takes different route
Entry For
Andrea Dietrich's
The DogGone Dog Contest
G.L. All

Copyright © Katherine Stella

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A POODLE NAMED JAVA We have a black poodle named "Java" He coulda been a "Boss" or even a "Garver" But when just a pup He slurped coffee from a cup So we have a black poodle named "Java" c ELR 2013

Copyright © Miss Wattle

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Pet-Sit Panics

"Pet Sit"

When one is involved in  “Pet-Sit Panic,”
And all goes wrong you become quite frantic.
  Bull dog mated Pekinese,
  The union contacted fleas.
Simple mistakes, but  problems gigantic.

Just no way to hid all the evidence.
Pekinese scratching while climbing a fence. 
  The bull dog has swooned,
  Barking at the moon,
Homesteading the front door, bolting against. 

The only thing left in this race of mine,
Getting passed a swooning bull dog’s front line.
  Female gnawing and scratching,
  As embryos attaching, 
Make haste to the vet. for a pill in time.

For: Pet-Sit Panic
In Honor of: Sharon Tideswell

Copyright © john freeman

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A novice pet store clerk named Keatcue
Was told by a client to have a Shih-Tzu.
The clerk thought that a personal smear,
And barked insults into the client’s ear
Thus putting himself into deep Shih-Tzu doo.  

Copyright © Paul Schneiter

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When Pavlov was ringing a bell,
Some saliva his dogs would expel.
   And just like that drool
   I’m a Words with Friends fool,
For its music makes me want to spell.

Copyright © ilene bauer

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                                  Freddie a fury to the red herring dish
                                  Felix zeroed in on the waft of the fish
                                       Freddie the dog winked at Felix
                                      The cat's eyes were double helix
                            They toggled a shark at the Barth's Park Office

FREDDIE AND FELIX/Limerick Copyright© Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty 19 November 2014


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My Dog

My dog was gripping my leg,

as I hung my coat on a peg.

Along came the cat.

Brown, furry and fat.

Rolling along like an egg.

Copyright © Christopher Bunton

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Limerick Once a tipsy Lord of the Manor

Limerick : Once a tipsy Lord of the Manor

Once a tipsy Lord of the Manor
Took leash to be led by Labrador:
His Lady called him back -
Tied the tail on its back
But the dog turned tail behind the door.

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2014

Copyright © T Wignesan

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A dog goes to flea market

                                A DOG GOES TO FLEA MARKET

                  A dog goes to flea market with foam in the mouth,
                 Faces the music of flea , bought fleas with a crown;
                                   They are ectoparasite
                                  Distant cousins of a mite
               'O Finger lickin' good', they say with their hands down.

© Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty 2014


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A Dog And Pony Show

Okay back to the funnies I promise to go A wee bit of frivolity, a few giggles or so We all need laughter And joy to the rafters To help us get through this dog and pony show © Jack Ellison 2015

Copyright © Jack Ellison

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The Sheepish Dog

Always at the end of his jokes
She heads off to visit her folks
Being a blonde is no fun
So off she does run
For sometime away from her bloke

So into the country she heads
This blonde who is now a brunette 
But on the road she does meet
A woolly flock off nice sheep
As she slams on the anchors in sweat

To the shepherd she offers to ask
How many you have is my task
If I guess it dead right
I take one home tonight
As she hopes to lose this blonde mask

She counts as she guesses bang on
There is one hundred and seventy one
Slowly looking around
She takes the one sitting down
Feeling shes on a home run

Now the shepherds been left so agog
Amazed at this brunette road hog
Her shade of hair he has guessed
Birth blonde you are blessed
It's not a sheep you have, it's my dog

Copyright © James Fraser

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The Dog Gone Dog Contest

Pride and Prejudice A Dog’s Tale

Simply scratching is really not fair
said King Kong to the mut in his lair
you’ve laid down with me’s
and I’m covered with fleas
Now, Fay Wray will end our affair!

Oh well, said the pink Pomeranian
Find a pet, a bit, more pedestrian
Let sleeping dogs lie
too near to your thigh
or go for a prize more Wagnerian!

Brunhilda you see cares not if you’ve fleas
for horned helmets has she’s for releases
She’ll scratch your back
when fleas attack
That Fay Wray lacks tact and she sneezes!

~Lie down with dogs, wake up with fleas
~~Let sleeping dogs lie

*The 1933 original version of King Kong 
  stared actist Faye Wray as the apes girlfriend.
**A pomeranian is a long haired German dog.
***Wagner is a German composer who wrote The Ride of the Valkyries
      Brünnhilde is one of the eight valkyrie sisters, commonly seen 
      in horned helmets who bring souls to Valhala.

Copyright © Debbie Guzzi