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Charmaine Chircop

There is a lovely young lady on my mind She is real loyal and giving and kind Birthday spankings I give For each year she has lived I better run and protect my own behind
Happy Birthday Charmaine

Copyright © Tim Smith | Year Posted 2015

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To the Birthday Girl -and Guys

Happy Birthday to this awesome THREE: to Frank, Kashinath, and P.D. Those born this day SEVEN have blessings of Heaven in wit, charm and poetry! Resurrecting this oldie for the contest of PD: You three guys are tops with me!

Copyright © Andrea Dietrich | Year Posted 2011

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Jack's Birthday Suit


There's a mighty dear fellow named Jack wore no shirt to show off his six pack on top girls would pile they dug his smooth style til this mortal threw out his old back

Copyright © Tim Smith | Year Posted 2015

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A Belated Birthday Wish For Charmaine



Everyone loves our dear sweet Charmaine This adorable young lady of Poetry Soup fame Just had a Birthday Apologize I'm late To my Maltese sweetheart, best wishes I convey © Jack Ellison 2015

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2015

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Would You Like Some More


My birthday was finally here,

And with it, a cold was quite clear.

I munched on some cake

That made my lungs wake,

And sneezed it right into your ear!



8th August 2016
(Inspired by Regretting Cake contest 
Sponsored by Julia Ward)

Copyright © Nicola Byrne | Year Posted 2016

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I 'EAR' DANIEL TURNER HAS A BIRTHDAY TODAY

A most charming poet named Dan Writes poems whenever he can He is sixty today So I’m writing to say Happy birthday from your friend Jan xxxxxxx An unfortunate poet named Daniel His huge ears made him look like a spaniel They dangled down so low Past his knees to his toe The plastic surgeon re-wrote the manual! The surgeon who was in charge He had never seen ears so large With a nip and a tuck Daniel was in good luck Dashing home to show his wife Marge POEMS POSTED WITH PERMISSION OF DANIEL TURNER 13th August 2016

Copyright © JAN ALLISON | Year Posted 2016

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Age Humor

There was a woman who had a birthday
No age would she ever give away
Everyday she ate bran
Now regular on the can
A strong odor she did display.

20/05/14

Copyright © Phyllis Babcock | Year Posted 2014

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Birthday Glee for Debbie G

  "Birthday Glee for Debbie G."


as I peeked at my calendar today
circled in red it said Debbie's Birthday
so off to shopping mall
to buy her a stress ball
she can squeeze, poke or prod everyday!

remember age is just a number, Debbie dear,
you're getting better year after year
don't worry 'bout being older
you're just wiser and bolder
how about a toast with a big keg of beer!

sending you a surprise first class mail
open immediately, without fail,
magic mirror attracts men
reflects a sexy 5 foot - ten
38-22-34 has great appeal!

then there's a love potion for fun
for a gal whose always number one
as you blow out birthday candles
forget about those "love handles"
when the smoke clears just hurry up and run!

one more little gift to ignite
in a woman's world, perfume's a delight
just one little squirt
you become instant flirt
Deb gets "lucky" on her birthday night!

hope these little treats brought you birthday cheer
with a card saying: "wish you were here"
though miles separate
we'll help you celebrate
with a big hug and kiss and tiny tear! 






Copyright © Linda-Marie SweetHeart | Year Posted 2012

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Natal Anniversary

A simple note for your natal anniversary
Would be no more then simply just cursory.
Yes, a word or two to wish to you
A happy birthday just wouldn't do
So I simply wrote for you this little verse, you see?

Copyright © Quentin Ehlinger | Year Posted 2013

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Candles and Scandals

There was an old vandal in sandals,
Who spread about rumours and scandals,
And it seems a mistake
That I baked her a cake:
She gossiped and kicked out the candles.

For Carolyn’s birthday contest

Copyright © jack horne | Year Posted 2014

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Birthday Limerick

Blow out the candles on your birthday cake.
Before you do that, there’s one wish you make.
Wish for one more year
to stick around here.
We’ll need one more candle, goodness sake!

Copyright © Robert Pettit | Year Posted 2012

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Happy Birthday Fat Man

In the many long years since your birth
You've made twenty eight laps with the earth
In that time you've taken
Your fair share of bacon
And thus greatly increased in your girth

Copyright © Andrew Loud | Year Posted 2014

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The birthday's mixed blessing

The discounts are now quite a few
And cause for a feeling that's blue
It's true--what a drag
As the parts start to sag
A bonus for age sixty-two

Copyright © Duke Beaufort | Year Posted 2013

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It is another Birthday

Time is driven in a brand new Rose Royce
calendar gives notice with a happy voice
nothing serious at stake
bring and let’s cut the cake
a cycle is covered for all to rejoice.

Copyright © Funom Makama | Year Posted 2016

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Birthday Lady from Algiers

A birthday lady from Algiers
Full of despair and woeful tears
Cos to her surprise
She cant see her eyes
Too many wrinkles seemed to appear

She went to her doc for advice
Saying look at me I don't look nice
So she had a face tuck
Now with any luck
She will lose that look of surprise.



Penned 18/05/2014

Copyright © Seren Roberts | Year Posted 2014

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Happy born day Walter T Ashe

Happy born day Walter T Ashe You can hit hard and cause whip lash! Have a rest for goodness sake celebrate and eat some cake Party be jolly - enjoy the bash!
13 April 2016 Happy born day Walter T Ashe. Walter is a new poet and is a great addition to Poetry Soup. He is 65 years old today. Not only is he a wonderful poet, but also a great artist and a master of martial arts... Also a great friend and inspiration. Please read his excellent poetry. P.S Walter, no Karate chops or reverse axe kicks today!

Copyright © Silent One | Year Posted 2016

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Happy Birthday Larry 2012

I submit this limerick today.

Fellow Soupers, please heed what I say!

        A favorite poet of mine,

        on Saturday, June 9

will be facing, another Birthday!


Larry Belt, there's a wish, I suggest,

even though I can't speak for the rest,

        the wish that I send,

        is HAPPY BIRTHDAY, my friend,

as a Poet, you are the best!

   Many happy returns, Larry!



Copyright © RALPH TAYLOR | Year Posted 2012

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Almost Extinct



Tomorrow I hit eighty, almost extinct Those eighty years sure went by in a blink Here for a while yet On that you can bet Never felt better my life's in the pink © Jack Ellison 2015

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2015

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Birthday Calamity

Jimmy Jones from Winnipeg
Celebrated his birthday with a keg,
That round container full of beer
Was kept by Jimmy oh so near,
That night he fell and broke his leg.

Copyright © john williams | Year Posted 2015

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Another Birthday

Another Birthday

My age is something a-frightening; 
it came on me faster than lightning! 
	As birthdays come up; 
	they’ll continually sum up, 
but instead of so dark; it’s enlightening!

Copyright © Merwin Rylaarsdam | Year Posted 2015

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Happy Birthday


last summers vacation was a quite a trip
for the first time, I did skinny dip
I stripped off all my clothes
and struck a quick pose
I was hoping my package was equip....



Copyright © Rick Parise | Year Posted 2011

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Beach Birthdays

To the lake to the lake,
Fish to fry clams to bake.
This has been grandmother's cry
Now on birthdays she brings rye,
If just once she'd bring a cake.

Copyright © Richard Breese | Year Posted 2015

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Happy Birthday


After a morning jog about a mile, 
I dressed for my birthday in a grand style; 
Danced around a big white cake 
Like a white duck in a lake, 
Fondling my white puppy with a broad smile. 


© 2015

Copyright © Celestine Ikwuamaesi | Year Posted 2015

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Happy Birthday to Me

Happy Birthday to Me
A personal limerick
By Franklin Price
11/14/2015

Happy Birthday to me I'm so lucky
Been years since I've seen rubber ducky
Have a beautiful wife
And a wonderful life
Not much at all has been sucky

Copyright © Franklin Price | Year Posted 2015

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LEAP YEAR BIRTHDAY

Leap year babes party every fourth year When their birthday arrives they can cheer But on a positive note It would surely get MY vote Getting old is something they won’t fear! 15th September 2016

Copyright © JAN ALLISON | Year Posted 2016

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Elsa birthday funny kids

There once was a girl called Elsa 
who was given a balloon for her birthday
It all went so swell 
Then Elsa went and 
let it go .let it go, let it go  

Copyright © stephen pennell | Year Posted 2016

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BIRTH CERT

I know my mummy loved me,
Of that I have no fear.
We celebrated my birthday.
On August 12th each year.
But my birth cert says August 8th.
                                 Oh dear....

Copyright © JEAN MURRAY | Year Posted 2016

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Happy Birthday Edward Lear

One hundred four long years ago
He never knew his fame would grow
He started a trend
That would never end
The bane of all poets, you know!

He called it a limerick, you see
It was as simple as could be
Just a touch of cheek
With a little tweak
The last line is what holds the key.

All you have to do is begin
I’ll pick up my paper and pen
Write a silly quip
It’s been a long trip
I’ll write one for you with a grin!

“There was an old lady you see
Came to poetry late, said she
She tried and she tried
Then put pen aside…
Alas, that old lady was Me!”

Copyright © Betty Janko | Year Posted 2016

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How Old

Its the time for the Nativity,
wonder how old He is going to be,
Prince of Peace,
true Christmas creed,
Alpha and Omega age infinite.






12-10-16

Copyright © cheryl hoffman | Year Posted 2016